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my character: *doing literally anything*

astarion in the background:

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Cardiff, Wales

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Reykjavík Northern Lights

© Northsailing

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You either die a Bofur, or live long enough to see yourself become a Bilbo.

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“I’ve been… neglectful of our romance.”

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If I watch a funny video where two cats hassle each other, unprompted, I think "that's Lestat and Armand fo' sure", but my brain is just broken that way.

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The Devil's Minion comic - Page 2

There are a few parts until the actual armandaniel content but I hope you guys are enjoying the beginning 😞

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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”

I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.

It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.

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I will not rest until the unintentionally campy and extremely dramatic, vampiric Gothic Rock in the way it was done in the 90s when everyone was draped in red velvet and had candelabra in their shows/shoots/videos makes a full comeback.

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“Your pet would eat you if you died near it” yeah well so would a lot of people. My pet isn’t special. I give them food meal & never let them outside. Are they gonna open wet food themselves when I’m gone? Are you stupid? If I have to be the wet food to buy a little guy some time so be it. Fuck off

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let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick don’t think too much just bust that kick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick