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legitimately ppl who post spoilers on TikTok have a special place in hell waiting for them. they as TikTok users KNOW that you don't choose your fyp and shit just comes up before you even have a chance to process each video fully. so why the fuck would you spoil the fucking drag race finale hours after it aired. you can't even give me a fucking day to watch it?? sorry I had TWO eight hours shifts this Friday guess that's my fault then. I'm so fucking pissed. stayed off reddit and Twitter all night long bc that's usually where the spoilers are- I've never had a fucking drag race episode spoiled on TikTok until today the fucking finale. the person who posted that stupid useless not funny not interesting added zilch to the conversation TikTok is worse than Hitler and everyone of his buddies. worse than a dolphin to a baby seal. I want fucking blood

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inviting guys from tinder over just to make them look at my president ball (wax sculpture of pigs and presidents faces melting into one ball that makes everyone I show it to uncomfortable)

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listen I am no mike Tyson fan. but I hope he kills Jake paul

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I think you should legally disclose if something is ai just like how you legally have to disclose if something is an ad

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i love fish biology youtube

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NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI

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the idea of kyle maclachlan playing paul atreides: familiar and comforting…. life affirming and true

the idea of timothee chalamet as dale cooper: a vision so horrific and cosmically wrong that it corrupts the very mind that conjures it

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Duncan Idaho makes me laugh every single time they say his name in dune audiobook

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so sick of all these Shane gillis dick riders he's just a fucking guy

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girl at work absolutely tripping I was ten minutes late because of an accident on the road- I go to the the clock in sheet and see she was literally 12 minutes late to her shift today??? but shes gonna call me twice?? also last time I came in literally right when I was supposed to on the dot and she acted like I was crazy late. girl I'm scheduled for 11 I am coming in at 11 I'm not the other night lady getting here 20 minutes early. you'll never catch me doin that.

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whyyyy are there so many military hotties I KNOW they are married and they have a Dodge charger with a 38% API but fuuuuuyyck

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oh God the sleep I am about to sleep

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fuck tonight was fucking rough 😭 first I was upset bc I had to kick out FOUR separate vagrants and I felt terrible about having to do it then I go over and see they each left ridiculous messes in the short time they were here. one dude fucking snuck in the second I went to the bathroom and threw orange peels everywhere and got dirt all over the couch and table. other guy stole a bunch of shit from the coffee bar and got sugar everywhere. also the fact that these dudes are a million percent trying to take advantage of the fact that it's only one female employee here to deal with them and they know that I'm more likely to either feel bad for them or be scared to confront them. which yeah I fucking am bc Idk what the fuck they're gonna do!?!? to their credit each man just left kindly when asked to and were pretty polite to me (which just makes me feel worse about having to kick ppl out on the street) but it just sucks that they have to know that as a male vagrant they are a scary presence to a woman working overnights alone. but they do not give a fuck bc ofc they aren't thinking about that. I'm so fucking torn cause on one hand I'm furious they're here making my job harder and making me uncomfortable and afraid but on the other hand these particular guys weren't here to hurt me and part of their inconsiderateness surely stems from the fact that they're likely in survival mode :(

I have no pity however for the weirdo whose gf wasn't answering her phone so he assumed she was kidnapped and then yelled at ME because he "saw her talking to a vagrant outside earlier" like dude wtf do you want me to do I wasn't even here then ???