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well i hope that cruel angel got into grad school

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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

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other scorpions have really badass tail stingers and claws, but the lesser known tailless whip scorpion has an even better defense mechanism:

just grab shit

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I want you to be my baby daddy frfr

im sellin nut 500 a ounce!

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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

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Brothers from different otters.

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I’m in a facebook group for video synthesis enthusiasts and they post the weirdest shit

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“Jasper had his very first experience with snow today. I think he enjoyed it! I can’t wait for all of our hiking adventures.”

(Source)

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skyrim guard: is that... fur? growing out of your ears?

my khajiit dragonborn:

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tomasarvid on ig

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I'm so mad at myself right now. I masturbated for like 30 minutes, couldn't cum and then I started crying because I'm a stupid bitch. I had the opportunity to get smashed by a pair of twin brothers and their silver fox dad before the fucking lockdownS and I chickened out because I didn't think I could handle the three of them at once. So I just fucked one of the brothers (I still don't know which one it was???) and it was... well. Magical? He had one of those curved dicks that always hit my magic spot and he had me high on mini orgasms the entire time. I was a drooling mess by the time he came on my tits and fed his cum to me with his fingers. Whew. Anyway! My post-quarantine resolution is to find them and let them absolutely DESTROY me. I don't care about pain or fatigue or slut shaming anymore. I'm going to slurp coffee off someone's feet between rounds if I have to but I WILL get those cocks and I will get even MORE cocks after them!

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I love revisiting this show for stuff like this