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2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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Had a 'fun' new experience today in the form of my first ever mammogram because I found a lump on my chest a few weeks ago, and when you find a lump, you get that shit checked out.

Ironically, the lump I went to get investigated turned out to be nothing, likely just a cyst that made its way to the surface, but they did find something else on the scan that requires me to do a follow-up ultrasound in six months. The doctor stressed that it is most likely a fibroid, but given my family history of breast cancer and general weird health fuckery, they're being vigilant and keeping an eye on it.

The mammogram itself was fine. The technician doing it kept complimenting me on the "pliable" nature of my breast tissue and how easy it was to smoosh me into the machine. I was like thanks, I have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome; my body is basically made of only slightly more reinforced laffy taffy.

She said, "That explains that," and then proceeded to smush my tits into a pancake. Apparently, they were the most compliant tits she's worked with. I said thank you because what else can you do in that situation. And then she asked me if I wanted to know how much they weighed, and I said boy, do I?!

So she started reading off the results and was like, "17.7 lbs," and I was like, gosh, no wonder they feel so heavy, and then she kept talking and said, "And the other one weighs..."

And that's when I realized she didn't mean total.

She meant one boob was 17.7lbs.

So in case you've ever wanted to know, my right boob weighs 17.7 lbs, and my left one weighs 17.3 lbs, bringing the grand weight hanging off my chest to an even 35 lbs.

The tech was like "gosh! That's a lot for someone of your size!" and I was like "ya fucking think?!"

For a frame of reference, I weigh 136 lbs total. One-quarter of my weight is tits.

I am one-quarter titty.

And I'm telling that to the next doctor who suggests I lose weight.

Anyway. Remember to do regular breast exams, and don't be afraid of mammograms. Yes, they're checking for cancer, but they also tell you fun things like how much your chest weighs and whether or not your boobs are compliant.

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imagine if werewolf knots were square

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i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#wizard gard #i already wear a lab coat lmaoooo

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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Once upon a time…

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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rick riordan off the shits

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I know that Nintendo gets a lot of hate, but honestly, I think they should be hated even more.

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relistening to open arms after listening to the underworld saga? bad idea, now crying, more at 10

#sharpie says shit #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #polites was an optimist even to his death! and then he died and his ghost is still telling odysseus to be an optimist

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I expected Polites. I expected Penelope and Telemachus and Astyanax and Eurylochus... But I did NOT expect Anticlea, and SHE"S PLAYED BY JORGE"S MOTHER??????? I'm SOBBING

#epic the musical