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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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It's so hairy and so bristly and so beeby-boopy.
Carman, ep. 273: Raunchy Cereal Elves
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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Step 1 in mending your ways: Follow fucking instructions.
Tyler, ep. 174: Downstairs Magic in Clam Water Town
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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I am a communication goblin.
Carman, ep. 278: Tom Bergeron’s Collection of Drowning Videos
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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Bogeyland neighbors Japan-hell and Space Jam world.
Tyler, ep. 179: Extreme Breadsports
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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Adversity does cause beefhole singin'.
Effulgence Johnson (Gordie), ep. 279: Trustworth E. Coyote
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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You're gonna blot out the sun with toaster ovens.
Tyler, ep. 279: Trustworth E. Coyote
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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I watched the movie Up, and I wanna be the bad guy and live in a house of dogs in the sky.
Tyler, ep. 162: The Ballad of Wrong Amy and Prince Instant Messenger Part III
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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I do have to wobble on your business a little bit.
Wobbles McKraken (Carman), ep. 1A (264): Happiness Is a Sword That Kills Anyone
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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It's CAN-nibalism.
Gordie, Ramblecast 146
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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I penis fought a snail to death.
Tyler, ep. 63: Thumblejourney MacKinnerny
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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Carman: Most fetishes were probably born in the time of the Bone Age.
Tyler: And the rest are thanks to Totally Spies.
Carman: Yeah, also known as the Second Bone Age.
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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She is just a simmering crockpot of fuck juices swirling around.
Gordie, ep. 129: Jessica Fidgetspinner
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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How could you not respect your dad who put you in a tower cause he wanted to do war?
Tyler, ep. 168: The Stinkwitch Gambit Part I
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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There's science there. I don't know where it is.
Carman, ep. 278: Tom Bergeron’s Collection of Drowning Videos
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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I wanna see Mary Berry doing extreme breadsports.
Tyler, ep. 179: Extreme Breadsports
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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The lesbian coyote holiday is a slightly scary one.
Carman, ep. 279: Trustworth E. Coyote
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wtfwtfolklore · 3 years
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Get lit, little duck.
Turkey Tyler, ep. 277: Half-Turkey-Half-Rat-Half-Duck-Half-Turtle, All Action
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