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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Funny fact: in every BNHA movie there is a moment when Izuku nearly dies. If we consider movies at least partly canon, I'm not sure how he is coping with all his near-death experiences at this point.

Sludge villain almost kills him

He attacks the Sludge Villain in a slightly suicidal charge

He almost went splat during the Entrance Exam and was saved by Uraraka.

I'm pretty sure Bakugou tried to kill him during the first Hero Lesson.

Was thrown in the water of the USJ with shark villains trying to murk him.

Was grabbed by a noumu.

Was almost killed by Shigaraki.

I don't know if I count the Sport Festival because he chose to jump on those mines.

Just like Todoroki and him decided not to hold back and to vaporize the arena.

Stain.

Flying noumu (okay, he was probably trying to save him but Izuku didn't know that and Stain grabbed him the next minute with a knife in hand so I'm still counting it)

Should I count that time where All Might threw Izuku so hard into a bus that the bus almost fell on the side and Recovery Girl said "You almost broke his back forever, yes, even with my quirk." which I decide to interpret as the anti law suit code for "All Might, what the fuck, you almost killed a kid???"

Tomura almost strangling him to death at the mall.

I-Island where people shot at him with machine guns then the whole Wolfram business.

Muscular, to the point where Izuku apologized to his mom and his dadmight because he really thought he wasn't going to make it.

It was his plan but I am still counting that time where he played tag with Dark Shadow.

That moment where he fought half of the League to get Bakugou back. My memories are fuzzy but to this day, I still say that the scar on his arm isn't his ligaments quitting but the little detail of him being burned by Dabi's freaking blue fire.

He was standing barely six meters away, probably less, from AFO when he decided to redecorate Kamino.

Got hit by a metal door/explosion before Hatsume landed on him.

Overhaul came pretty close from killing him in this alley.

Izuku was supposed to die at Overhaul's hands. Nighteye saw it. But Izuku went "Nah. Still have a little girl to rescue."

Should have died because of Rewound and I can't believe this is canon but he cancelled his death by killing himself numerous times.

Second movie event where Izuku was almost killed by Nine but was also hit by lightning???

The end fight of the movie.

The massive decaying wave in Jakku. Seriously, Izuku was ten meters away from it at some point.

That moment where Bakugou and him sought Shigaraki and saw visions of their own death.

The high end noumus being unleashed right next to them.

Izuku kicking Shigaraki away from Aizawa then strangling him while Shigaraki was trying to put his hands on him.

Izuku playing the most dangerous game of tag/the floor is lava where Shigaraki and him tried to murder each other about forty times.

AFO kept throwing Tartarus escapees at him so he would drop from exhaustion.

The third movie, at some point. I didn't watch it but I will take your word for it.

... You know what, Anon? I don't think he notices near death experiences anymore.

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The current bnha situation atm

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The mashup you never thought would work

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She's operating solely on caffeine and 3 hours of sleep

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people who say izuocha is bland because it’s a token “straight ship” have clearly never seen two bisexual people have feelings for each other before because these two are chaotic and there’s NOTHING straight about their dynamic

the iconic lgbt way of flirting: friendzoning

*izuku acting silly* *looks at uraraka for approval*

no straight couple would dance like this knowing their crush could see them .

they seem like really good friends™

no cishet man will believe in his girl like this cmon (this is mostly a joke but. did i lie?)

they are a giant mess

THEY’RE SHIT AT GIVING GIFTS like wtf is this ???? uraraka gave him grocery store food and midoriya gave her toys r us keychains . they have No Idea what they’re doing

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The biggest clowns were the friends we made along the way.

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“ Just gather us all in one place and kill us all with missiles. Let us all die at once as martyrs. Because what you’re doing right now is torture! “

I am still sorry if putting this in blm and stop asian hate offends anyone, but as you know by now, social media platforms are preventing Palestine from trending. And you deserve to know the truth. And Palestinian deserve to be heard

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Miraculous? On my blog??? In 2021????? Wild.

Inspired by this chat post from @gale-gentlepenguin, whose blog is a veritable treasure trove of potential comics. Thanks for letting me draw your stuff, Gale!

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post gang of secrets

she’s bitter about it

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wooing

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Juleka: promise you won’t act different around rose.

The whole class: we promise.

[the next day]

The whole class: *acts differently around rose*

Juleka: *gasp* fake ass bitches

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Now hold on a second cuz I'm confused 😃

Y'all are telling me that Deku spent the majority of the war arc using himself as bait to lure Shigiraki away from his friends/teachers and mentors, NEARLY ALMOST GETTING HIMSELF KILLED IN THE PROCESS OF TRYING TO FIGHT ALONE . . .

And y'all are getting pissed because the Big 3 and Allmight are not letting Deku face Shigiraki by himself??

Deku was about to go off by himself again, in an attempt to make himself bait again, before Allmight insisted that he tagged along because he cares about Deku.

And then the Big 3 Stepped up because Deku and Allmight hunting Shigiraki by themselves is a suicide mission.

And y'all are saying shit like "tHeY'rE UsInG a CiLd As BaIT!!!"

THE FERAL BOY WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO USE HIMSELF AS BAIT ANYWAY??? AND HE WAS ABOUT TO DO IT ALONE??

Shigiraki can track him, it's not like he can hide. He can't hide at U.A. and he can't hide in his own home. So what other option does Deku and the Big Three have???

Deku could go anywhere in the world and Shigiraki would find him.

They can't stop Deku from going off by himself. And they can't stop Shigiraki from figuring out where he is.

So they might as well tag along to make sure things go as smoothly as possible right?

What makes me even more irritated is all these people who support the Villains saying that they're "so angry on behalf of Deku".

LIKE YEAH??? I'M ANGRY ON BEHALF OF DEKU TOO.

BUT how about instead of getting angry at the adults who are doing their best to keep Deku and Japan safe, despite the fact that they're on their last legs and have very limited options . . .

You get angry at the people who have been tormenting Deku and everyone he cares about ever since he joined U.A!!!

Y'know the people who tried to kill him and his friends multiple times??

The people who tried to commit a mass Genocide a week ago?? THE PEOPLE WHO KILLED ONE OF HIS TEACHERS AND GAVE THE OTHERS FATAL INJURIES AND PERMANENT HANDICAPS.

Where do some of y'all get off saying you're "so angry on behalf of Deku" when you're literally condemning the people who are trying to help him and cheering on the people who are the reason why he's in this situation to begin with?

I'm not saying that the heroes are perfect, or that they haven't made mistakes or done anything wrong.

What I am saying is that cheering on the people who are actively trying to kill him, his friends, his mentors, and thousands people who were literally just trying to live their lives,

then turing around and shitting on the few heroes who are still fighting to help and protect those people, despite the horrible circumstances, is beyond hypocritical.

Like yeah. I can understand Endeavor getting flamed by the press. But Hawks?? Best Jeanist?? ALL MIGHT??? The heroes who aren't quitting because they genuinely care about saving??

Wtf.

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if u ever feel shitty about yourself, just remember that at least you don’t think sasuke and naruto are just friends

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Sakura: I still don’t think Sasuke likes Naruto

Shikamaru: oh really?

Shikamaru: Hey Sasuke, what color are Naruto’s eyes?

Sasuke: Azure blue. Similar to ocean blue but deeper waters, like the ones deep in the bay islands of-

Shikamaru: I rest my case

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Sasuke:"I like playing hard to get."

Sasuke:'If ya boy is not chasing after you for more than three years to take you back to the village and stop you from selfdistruction. What ya even doing u dumb slut? "

Sasuke:*Takes sip of wine.*

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