wyattforit-blog

[wyattforit-blog]

Yeah, I don’t really know where to get a quantum physics particle accelerator around here, especially not for a reasonable price. I could probably pick you up a science themed calendar or planner of some sort - does that count as an acceptable gift?

Aw shucks, Wyatt. That’s like, super nice of you, but it’s okay. I’m super bad with dates, too (hence forgetting my own birthday) and the only thing I really wanted was a quantum physics particle accelerator. Lots of zero’s on that price tag.

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How lame would it make me sound if I claimed the books were better? Then again, the books often are. I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not too good with ages. You could tell me you were eighteen or that you were twenty five, I would believe you either way. The since I was 18 part suggests that you probably aren’t eighteen anymore. Please enlighten me -- how many years have I failed to properly introduce myself to you?

True, I loved those movies! Martin Freeman was amazing. Indeed I have, since I was 18. I just haven’t really been around but I felt like it was the right time after Henrietta’s passing.

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Happy belated birthday, Whitacre mini. I’m horrible with dates, but would totally have gotten you something if I had remembered.

That supremely awkward moment when you’re so stressed out and busy that you forget your own birthday. Shoutout to Mama Whitacre for reminding me that twenty five years ago yesterday, I decided to destroy the world with my presence.

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I was surprised too. Though I’m not sure they actually fell for it - I hope not, at least. Maybe they thought it was cute, maybe they knew him. I’m hoping there’s a reasonable story behind why they actually left with Sparkles.

… What the hell. You’re telling me someone actually fell for that?

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Wish I had all the answers, man. Wait, no. I take that back. I think I would actually prefer not to know what was going on with that guy. Edward Cullen is borderline creepy, but I think I prefer that over his counterpart: mister borderline pedophile.

What the hell kind of Easter is that?…sounds like you work at some kind of creepy fun house or you live in Halloween town. Also, Edward Cullen is gross, so no thank you.

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I didn’t imagine something like this happening either. It was horrifying and in my ideal world, I never have to see anything like it ever again. 

People are dedicated to franchises. Though something like that sounds like an overkill. Even when that series was big, I didn’t imagine something like that happening.

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Robert Pattinson makes it worth it to be #teamedward. Creepy guys in bars? Not so much.

I guess this means you weren’t #teamedward?

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An actual person, I’m afraid.

Was this an actual person or a lunatic?

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I wish I could...

Oh god, please tell me this is a fucking joke.

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Harry Potter wasn’t too bad, though Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit totally outruns all. So, Jackie Henderson. Been staying here for long?

That does sound like a pain. I was always more of a Harry Potter fan. Not hardcore though. Nice to meet you Wyatt.

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Right? It’s not supposed to still be out there. Would never put myself through watching Twilight again. Once was more than enough. We probably haven’t, no. I’m Wyatt.

Wow, I thought that movie was dead by now too. Why did you watch it? I’m Jackie by the way, I don’t believe we have met.

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At this point in my life, I have seen a lot of scary stuff but not scary enough to prepare me for what happened yesterday. First off, I thought Twilight was dead by now. Apparently not. Secondly, applying glitter to your face and putting in fake fangs is not cool. It’s a disgrace. Thirdly, going home with the Edward Cullen wannabee is just weak. Have some pride in yourself.

#wmrpstarter