I want a gross pervert boyfriend who sniffs my clothes to jerk off without asking first, but snuffles and gives me puppy dog eyes when I find them covered in cum. I want a guy who's embarrassed to ask if I'd piss on his face. I wanna smack him across the mouth for being such a disgusting perverted pig as I jack him off with a used pair of my thigh highs. I wanna make him cry when he cums cause he should feel so bad about his needy, weeping, unsatisfying little dick. My perfect little pigslut.
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two-bit: i’m in a pretty bad mood today.
dally: is it that ugly sweater?
two-bit: it is not ugly 😡
dally: it’s got those ugly brown things on it.
two-bit, hiding his sweater strings: they are NORDIC 😡
dally: okay, it’s a pretty sweater.
two-bit: it’s pretty 😇 like a girl would wear 😇
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thoughts have been thought
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This week has really just felt like one punch to the gut after the other, so now I'm thinking about being besties with Joonas and him coming over with ice cream, cooking a dinner together, and binge watching a silly show on the couch to cheer me up.
spending time with friends ready to cheer you up after bad moments is just the best and i bet joonas would be so great at that
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I like this one. Keep it.
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if i can’t bite joel’s tits then what’s the point
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There’s just something about the idea of strong, muscular men being submissive that makes me go absolutely feral but in the calmest sort of way.
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Joel: You ever spill a drop of your coffee and realize that the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin?
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do yall think thomas’ boobs jiggle when he laughs
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went to the lost society signing session today, look at these cuties (and me)! <3
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red fishnet glove 👀
credits: x
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braindeadsamy post
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"dont sexualise leatherface"
ok??? then stop giving him an ass thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. he be walking around, carrying all that cake, and somehow im the weird one. naah, sorry, babygirl, not my fault that he walks inside a room and his ass walks in five minutes later
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Me reading the absolute most dirtiest, filthiest depraved smut imaginable
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Before and after the Show! Awesome picture.
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