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if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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frying things in oil is great because not only do you get a delicious crispy object that's sure to satisfy, but you get to imagine how your sudden and violent oil-related death would get reported in the news every time the oil starts screaming

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Fave ship dynamic

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hey guys I totally succeeded at life. Went to the Renaissance fair. Walked into a tent with my sister + random guy. Vendor said “welcome lords and ladies,” then saw me and added “and magical creatures.”

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: 666? Verdict: ACCEPTED

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fever

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#xav art box

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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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www.tdick.gov

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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .

The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly

#i really really really understand why people do this and i know how frustrating it is to see people just like your art and not rb #but if the message is super aggressive i just don’t like or rb. it really detracts from the art and kinda upsets me lol #even ‘likes > rbs’ feels passive aggressive sometimes #idk man. it’s complicated cause i understand why but man it honestly makes me feel like shit when i see that

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more dungeon diners

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some GUYS

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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.