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xizor14 · 37 minutes
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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captain...
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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African
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found this in my drafts. jimmy falin
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Fuck you, pay me.
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did i ever post this here
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IG : @emperorofmischief
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this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ
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