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You know who does not need clothes ? Jimmy. That man can walk as himself and crush me between his thighs

You know what? Me too, nonny. Y'know what we should do? We should go steal all of his clothes so he can't wear anything!! It's getting warmer!! Who needs clothes?!

#p.jimmy

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Fleet looks like he dresses out of a Goodwill rejection pile.

UMMM EXCUSE YOU !! FLEET DRESSES LIKE A STYLE GOD!! Stop trying to insult my boy!!

#p.fleet

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Maybe BOTH blondes could get with Clint and he can't tell them apart? Redwood's first romcom!

OOOO now there's a thought! I could get behind this!! Although I'm thinking Clint might be a one gal kinda girl and he's already made his choice.

#p.clint #p.renee #p.leigh

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I think Mayra is gonna use that tea plant to put a curse on Zack mark my words!!

Y'know, I like this theory!! What curse are ya thinking? Personally? I bet it's something truly petty like a hair loss curse....OO OR CURSE OF ALWAYS BEING VEGAN!!

#p.zack #p.mayra

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Lucy looks like she would eat *other people's* placentas

I mean, you're not wrong, but WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT SHROOMS ARE YOU SMOKING?

and do you got any to share?

#p.lucy

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Who's the REAL Alpha Gays around here: Frank/Harry or Zack/Fleet?

Nothing against Frank & Harry because they seem sweet and madly in love, but it's Zack & Fleet, obviously! Those two are a force to be reckoned with!

#p.fleet #p.zack #p.frank #p.harry

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Who needs to visit Orion's Fun Box and what should they take?

You mean besides me? Hmmmm....

I'm thinking Adriana and Ermano should go get something to spice up their bedroom workout. They should take a whip so Adriana can whip him into shape!

#p.ermano #p.adriana

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I've never seen Athena and Colin socialize before - how is it they're just meeting and already discussing being naked and holding hands? Escalated very quickly 👀.

I'm not sure if they're just meeting - look, I know they're hermits but they've both been around here for a bit. They're like little eclipses - rarely seen. But Maybe they HAVE seen each other naked and we've been focused on the wrong couples!!

#p.colin #p.athena

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I saw Orion and Cat grazing in the fields yesterday. Beautiful

It really was, THANK YOU FOR NOTICING!! I can't wait to see them more in their natural habitat. WE SHOULD CALL IT MOOSECAT WATCH!!

#p.orion #p.cat

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Holy cow, anon drama! What was your fav snippy-exchange tonight? Anyone go too far?

Anon drama? OH NO, any time Fleet and Lucy go at it, THAT is gold! I could watch that ALL DAY!

#p.fleet #p.lucy

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We need an update on the looooove matches!

Well, we COUUULLDD talk about the normal ones but I feel like those are sooo boring. Yeah, we've been playing will-they-won't-they for David and Mayra and Clint with one of the two blondes but you know who I'm most interested in?

ORION AND CAT!! I MEAN COME ON!! YOU HAVE TWO WALKING THESAURUSES WORKING TOGETHER?! I'm taking bets, y'all!

#p.david #p.mayra #p.clint #p.renee #p.leigh #p.orion #p.cat

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All these people after Mike - to drive away or smooch or engage in a battle of wits. Why is he such a hot topic?

DINGLEBERRY HERE!!

Let me explain why Mike is a hot topic - because he's HAWT!! I mean, have you SEEN him? That mysterious, bad boy blonde bombshell? MEEOWW! I wouldn't mind seeing what he's carrying around, if ya knowin' what I mean ;)

#p. mike

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anyone else find alden suspicous as hell? he's traveled around a lot, claims to have seen a lot of shit but doesn't give a lot of detail/still is pretty mysterious.

also anyone else wondering if the whole ranch thing will tests people trust & loyalty? I could see some cowards leaving redwood if the ranch goes south

I mean, that's a regular Sunday with any of these Redwoodies. People are mysterious and don't give detail about what they're having for dinner, never mind their nefarious pasts outside of the walls! Alden does squint a lot, though. Maybe that's what's giving you that impression.

DO TELL what cowards you think might ditch Redwood! My money is on Theo and Vivienne for sure, and possibly Renee. Plus I think Lucien will start immediately canvassing the town for somebody to off him.

#p.lucien #p.renee #p.vivienne #p.theo #p.alden

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Anyone else feel like the whole ranch plan was doomed from the start? I really feel like we need more community members -- members that are good at fighting for the ranch plan to ACTUALLY be successful. Also maybe we should have more than one decoy community to make it even harder for raiders to find us??

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!

I've been saying that from the start but noooo, nobody listens to Gooseberry. Everyone who went to that Ranch is probably never coming back (except Hazel maybe? Nothing kills Hazel and that is not a compliment), and some of the people who went there, well. The choices are boggling. It's going to look like the end battle of Beauty and the Beast when shit goes down (Fleet is the equivalent of that French feather duster in case you wanted to know).

More than one decoy community though nonny, come on. We barely had enough to split off to the Ranch. You need to start cloning people or pumping out babies to make multiple decoy communities.

#p.fleet #p.hazel

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Which blossoming romance are you watching closely?

So many to choose from! Should it be Clint and Leigh delicately navigating? Nicki and Ares feeling their way to love? David and Mayra moving tentatively? Jake and Renee discussing possibilities?

I'm going to give this one to Zack and Fleet, though, because I like dark horses and it doesn't get much darker than the idea of Zack maybe being in a romance! What would that EVEN look like?

#p.fleet #p.zack

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What drama do you think is gonna happen at town with half the people gone to the ranch?

Nothing. All the interesting people went to the ranch! My guess is some kind of Hallmark Movie-grade basic romance between Renee and Jake is gonna go down, that'll be the most interesting thing there.

#p.jake #p.renee

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Who is the best dog in Redwood?

Ares Melaina!

#p.ares