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SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH • 3.15

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Double S - Magic Wielders

Sabrina Spellman

Samantha Stephens

Sarah Sanderson

Severus Snape

Sorcerer Supreme

Stephen Strange

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Draco, trying to buy a Father's Day card: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad"? Employee: Well, I- Draco: How about "You shagged my mother"? Employee: No... Draco: You know what? I'll just get a blank one. Draco, writting: You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Daphne: Hey, what have you two been up to? Blaise: We were helping Draco write his vows, but he kicked us out because Pansy was making inappropriate suggestions Pansy: How is “Harry James Potter, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

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Stiles Stilinski + The Elements

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James: Bonjour, Regulus. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Regulus: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

James: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

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Bonus:

How to say »I love you« Arthur Pendragon with a slight of Bradley

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I came out of retirement on twitter to tweet this.

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Harry: Hello love, made anyone cry today? Draco: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30 Harry: *Kisses Draco's cheek* Harry: You still got time for it, love, don't worry

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Draco: Goodnight to the love of my life, Harry, and fuck the rest of you Pansy: Wow, thsnks! Blaise: Just because you're the first of our friend group to get married that doesn't mean you can treat us, singles, like shit!