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xxxdumpsterpuppyxxx · 18 days
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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™
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EY ITS FINALS SEASON!
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAMS!
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ESSAYS!
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR PRESENTATIONS!
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL PROJECTS!
GOOD LUCK!!! YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR!!
and a gentle reminder to take breaks, and get a snack and some water. Don’t forget to take a moment to breathe.
and if you can, try to do something nice for yourself after its all over. No matter how it turns out, you struggled and you survived so you deserve something nice :)
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xxxdumpsterpuppyxxx · 18 days
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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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xxxdumpsterpuppyxxx · 1 month
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lets be awesome. together✌️😁
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xxxdumpsterpuppyxxx · 1 month
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Repost if you would like a trolley in your city
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Or want to throw bricks at cops
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Like to STAB
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Argovisaurus, a newly named Jurassic ichthyosaur, rises from the depths of the ocean.
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Lump in the sun
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xxxdumpsterpuppyxxx · 2 months
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you would not believe Bill Nye, if ten million science guys,
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xxxdumpsterpuppyxxx · 2 months
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observing the allos like specimens in my laboratory so i can figure out how they think they’ve found the person they’re going to marry at 18
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this pretty much speaks for itself
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xxxdumpsterpuppyxxx · 2 months
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zany to me how these um actually nihilists like to pretend that "um actually love/friendship/cooperation/kindness isn't real bc we evolved that way to benefit ourselves as a species..." um YES? that's also where tool use comes from? that's where cooking comes from? am i supposed to think social bonds & tool use & cooking aren't "real" because they evolved over time instead of appearing fully formed from the ether?
sorry u can't enjoy things. im a superior being twirling a fork in my bowl of delicious noodles whilst staring in adoration at the world
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