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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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vacationイエー

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I guess this is what would happen if a werewolf bit a skeleton.

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

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tiramisu am i right

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My oil painting of Fried Rice

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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

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painting of running naked through field of cacti

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yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids

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Real bummer that the fallout centaurs dont talk at least a little bit while crawling around.. I think they should say stuff like "HEY THERE, SPORT! WHAT A NICE SUNNY DAY! WHERE ARE YA GOING?! HEY! HEY COME BACK, I WAS JUST TALKING TO YOU!"

or "PLLLEAASSSEEE HELP I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME, COULD YOU HELP ME GET UP? I-I-I- THINK MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!"

And the dog and human head ceantaurs could talk to themselves like "WHoooos a Good Boy?!" "Wooof" "YES YOU ARE!"

Or they could just parrot stuff.

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Dande-Lion Angel to celebrate springtime

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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