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whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

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Most men love women who possess confidence only when it makes them fun, flirty, and comfortable in their sexuality. But the second you demonstrate high standards, a strong will, and the assertiveness required to call them out of their bullshit then all of a sudden you’re a bitch.

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hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

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you’ve heard of joots, jants, and jorts, not get ready for...

jackets

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JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

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are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

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me: *has a problem that needs to be addressed directly*

me: if I fake my death right now i'll literally never have to deal with it

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i love when people say they “had a thing” with someone. were u in love? did u have sex? got slushies one time?

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