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yautja-rp-burner-blog · 4 years

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Rules

1: I will never write out a rape scene with you. Ever. And don't ask for it.

2: I don't want to write against a character who is a survivor of rape or csa. It's triggering for me and I'm under absolutely no obligation to discuss WHY it is triggering.

3: The order in which I reply to prompts/memes/posts/etc is not first come first serve. Posts that read well, provide detail, inspire interest, and excite me the most will obviously get more effort and care from me.

4: No Human Characters. I just DON'T want to write against a human OC, at all. It's not that I have something against humans, it just always follows exactly the same plot formula and typically the bulk of the story consists of my big brute alien hunter character taking in this abused and tortured human soul to protect until they slowly morph into a mini predator. I may have enjoyed that many years ago in my teen years but I've done it SO many times with SO many people. It's like being forced to write the same book over and over. I'm not doing it again. If you contact me for a human/yautja pairing I'll assume a lack of respect for a clearly marked boundary and immediately block you. The only exception to this rule would be a Nugochi/Shorty pairing because SPICY.

5: Naming your main character Cetanu (More or less after the Yautja equivalent to The Grim Reaper) is the most annoyingly self important thing you can do and immediately tells me that your character is going to be an overpowered pain in the ass to write with. Am I kinda a hypocrite about this? No, I'm not, because the character who calls herself Death's Messenger is an egocentric, evil-ass who treats her pack-mates like windup machines, and really does think of herself as an instrument through which death operates in the universe. I as a writer recognize that she is both wrong and merely flesh and bone and neurosis. There's a difference between irony and flat, boring, impossibly strong characters who are no fun to write with.

6: Canon compliant yautja females only, I.E. big enough to accidentally throw the males across a room in the act of love(?) making. I don't want to play against an abnormally short/tiny female yautja, nor do I want to play against a yautja female raised by humans and wearing denim jeans. This was an attempt by a more recent potential RP partner to slip what might as well have been a human woman into my character's bed and I wasn't having it. This isn't a monster kink thing, this is a cultural thing and I'm tired of this particular dynamic between human and yautja culture. I'm sick of having to explain yautja hunting practices to human or human raised characters. Again, tired of writing the same book.

7: At LEAST a paragraph per post. A sentence or two during speaking/dialog scenes is fine.

8: Third person and past tense or nothing.

9: If our characters spar or fight, I want us to decide who wins BEFORE we start writing that scene and maybe plan just a bit as far as what injuries are to occur. I've had people do debate gymnastics with me about what position my character's arms were in to win a stupid RP fight scene as if it were the most important thing in the known universe and then LITERALLY two posts later write their character dry humping my character's leg (characters had met one another a mere ten minutes before this) and catch a big attitude when I pointed out how OOC and unrealistic it was. I'm not dealing with horny overpowered Gary Sues on a power trip this time around.

10: BE OVER 18 YEARS IF WE'RE WRITING EXTREMELY VIOLENT THEMES TOGETHER, AND OVER 21 IF WE'RE WRITING EXPLICIT SEXUAL JUNK.

11: Before you ask "Oof, who hurt you?" I'll answer that. Reddit. Reddit Rolplayers are why my rules look like this.

Feel free to peruse my Interests, About, and Muse sections.

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yautja-rp-burner-blog · 4 years

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About

I'm Gunther, bisexual, married, 31, Eastern United States, you will be seeing pictures of my cats.

Predator (Yautja) roleplay only. This isn't what you're looking for? Sorry, move on then.

Have you seen the movies? Great!

Have you read the AVP comics/novelizations (Prey, War, or original novel Hunter's Planet)? Even better!

Played the PS2 game Predator: Concrete Jungle? I shower you in accolades.

If you want to play a human woman romantically against a predator/yautja, please don't msg/ask/prompt/reply to me. Sorry, to be frank I've done that exact roleplay a dozen times with a dozen different people and I don't have any interest in it at all.

Feel free to peruse the Rules, Interests, and Muse Sections.

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yautja-rp-burner-blog · 4 years

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Interests

1: Unblooded youngsters forming a bond as they train for the Kiande Amedha Chiva, their rite of passage.

2: Romance, physical intimacy, and random hookups between characters are all awesome... But only if you're 21 or over. Sorry, any age below that is uncomfortable for me to be writing or talking about sexual themes with.

3: In addition to the previous point, I'd prefer to go AVP: Prey canon on this one where coupling with the much larger females is sorta like Klingon love but less poetry and more fractured pelvis. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

4: The Rite of passage hunt.

5: A student and mentor relationship (no romance on this one if the age gap is too significant)

6: World building. Honestly, the comics, films, novels, games, and fandom have produced so much material which frequently conflict with each other that I just pick and choose what I like and world-build to fill in the unanswered questions. I welcome anyone doing the same.

7: Monstrous alien creatures from other species. Hell yeah.

Feel free to peruse the Rules, About, and Muse Sections.

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