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yautjaposting · 11 months
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Elder Yautja is displeased with your (inferior) skincare products.
Elder Yautja having all of these lavish and expensive oils spilling over his bathroom sink for hide-protection purposes or for when he’s traveling from planet to planet and is exposed to different atmospheres and their chemicals getting downright revolted by your 3-in-1 men’s body lotion that you just haphazardly slap onto your face and then call it a day.
You try to explain to him that it’s just more time-efficient for when you need to wake up and walk out the door, but Elder is having none of it.
When you wake up the next morning, there is a crate adorned with beads and a burlap bow sitting on your side of the sink. It's filled to the brim with bottles of various colors, shapes, and sizes; you pulled out a few and inspected them, finding a whole bunch of lotions, perfumes, and a semi-transparent jar labeled "Ooman Sun Protection Oil." You peer over the counter to find the 3-in-1 bottle toppled over in the trash at an unusual angle, as if someone threw it down with an unnecessary amount of force.
When you question him about the crate (after thanking him for the wonderful gift because you know this man is starved for your approval), Elder claims that his mate deserves far better than "a bottle of three things mashed into one;" it’s not enough! Your fragile skin is so sensitive under the glare of his planet’s suns, and too much exposure could cause long-term problems if you aren’t careful. His pupils shoot daggers at the bottle laying in the trash, and you were sure that if he had his canon right now, the only thing left would be a blackened smudge up the wall.
The audacity of those Ooman marketers to swindle you into buying such a counterintuitive thing. It’s almost as if they don’t care about your well-being and just want to wring you out of all your money like a disposable dishrag!
…He gets even more heated when you tell him that those are some companies exact motives.
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yautjaposting · 11 months
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Redraw from Thicker Than Blood
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yautjaposting · 11 months
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Black Momba
This scene refers to after Black Momba had mated with Bruiser (who belongs to @thenomadclan ). Bruiser being from an exiled clan, Python hated him (Python is extremely biased towards bad bloods and exiled) but Black Momba had fallen deeply in love with Bruiser after only 2 months of getting to know him. This scene is a couple of months into Momba’s pregnancy
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This scene is of Momba and her adopted son (who also belongs to @thenomadclan ) while she is hunting for some food. This scene takes place many years later after the first one shown.
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yautjaposting · 11 months
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Barbie meme for Dr Casey Brackett and Fugitive  I am so damn happy with How Fugitive turned out so just look at him!!
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yautjaposting · 11 months
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Help needed
so, me and a few other big fans of the predator franchise have been working on this passion project; making our own predator video game. we want to make it the right way, unlike a certain game company *cough* illfonic *cough cough* this project is for fun and no one is getting paid, well, because it is a passion project. we are in need of help since its just a small handful of people who are currently working on this project. here are some poeple that we need:
game designer
3d designer/modeler
sound designer
the other slots have already been filled. for more information about this project, just contact me for the discord server and what role you would like to help out with.
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yautjaposting · 1 year
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Black Momba's reference sheet
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GUYS, I finally got around to making Tumblr's yautja mama a ref sheet. It was definitely something that I've been needing to do cause I draw her all the time dhsksbrbqk.
As you can see, she definitely has a lot of scars which i always forget to draw on her.
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yautjaposting · 1 year
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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Tried to clean up this scan from Avp- The creature effects of ADI so the details were clearer 💕
Hopefully a useful reference.
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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Wolf being badass in AVP: REQUIEM (2007) dir. Colin & Greg Strause
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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The new Predator is fucking ripped though. Like obviously Yautja have always been huge and strong and all that, but my dude’s got like a 48 pack. I approve.
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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Lex and Scar
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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saurian sapphic girlboss and her cottage-core gf but then i had to draw Feral too 
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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When the Monster from under your bed is eating all your crayons
For obvious reasons this isn't a canon encounter between Pluto and R'kathei-de. I still think it's pretty cute
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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he’s stuck up there
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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unrelated and completely useless content from me as expected UwU
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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So I watched "Prey" and fell into the Predator rabbit hole and decided to make a nice beefy alien bf. Enjoy:)
For better Resolution
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yautjaposting · 2 years
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I might have drew some parts wrong, sorry because it's really hard to draw.
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Plus their cuteness.
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