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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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sorry boss, i can't make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don't want to

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

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if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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The thing you need to remember about Tumblr discourse is that like 70% of it does not matter off of this specific website and even less of it matters once you get off the internet

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break