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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

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i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

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+Bonus

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She was gettin it innn

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a customer said “earl gay” instead of “earl grey” and my lizard brain reacted fast enough to say “that’s what they call me in England”

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have people in horror movies never seen a horror movie

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my daughter: mommy? why does mr. potato head have a hole in his butt

me: it’s to store all his parts

my daughter: *walking away from me* Ok. So it’s for butt stuff.

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i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

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When you insist on treating your friend

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American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

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men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children.

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ordering pizza

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asdghjkjs

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ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all

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Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?