when you're wrist deep in soapy dishwater trying to fit your entire hand in the long jar to get the last of the sour dough starter goop out the bottom and it start farting and gushing like the greatest pussy mankind can create so you're O_O need to go lie down and have a nap knowing you'll tormented by thoughts of the Jussy and then your sister in law yells at you because you never finished the dishes
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"Manticore, Specialist Operator of Rhodes Island will hunt down enemies silently with her scorpion tail"
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Amiya's big jacket & the return of Doctor's cool Sonic jacket.
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the most comment of our times
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woo I left my friend alone for an hour yesterday while I did my nails and when we met up again he had bought me.. a huge set of copics...as an early birthday present lol
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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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a white canvas stained red
(scan with original color and dried ink below)
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AITA for jerkin' it to Goya's Black Paintings?
Emojis for convenience and humor: 🎨🖼🍆💦
I know someone's gonna yell bait about this but idc, like, what? Do you want proof? Video evidence? Grow up.
So I (30x) really like Goya's Black Paintings. Like, Saturn Devouring His Son, Duel with Cudgels, A Pilgrimage to San Isidro. I think they're hypnotic, beautiful, evocative. They make me feel emotions I can't quite explain properly.
As the title says, sometimes I beat my meat to them. Whatever. It's not really about horniness. But the intent doesn't matter.
Recently (in a discussion about sexuality in art, I promise it was relevant, similar sentiments were being shared) I mentioned to my partner (33nb) that I do this. They were pretty taken aback.
Apparently, they find this 'gross' and 'kind of dodgy' because Goya's black paintings were never intended to be shared with a wider audience. They were art that he did not mean to share, painted on the walls of his house near the end of his life. They say it seems like the work is too personal to jerk off to, that it seems invasive or like a violation.
I don't think it's a big deal. The guy is dead, it's not like his ghost knows what I'm doing. It's a good thing to consider, but I don't think it ultimately matters, ethically.
So, I guess AITA for this?
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