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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

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Relevant as ever

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"Willy’s Chocolate Experience LA"— organized by a collective of local artists unaffiliated with those behind the Glasgow event — had a similar vibe. This time, however, attendees knew what they were signing up for. Held in a worn-down warehouse embellished with a few candy cane props, the one-night only pop-up event stayed true to the underwhelming decor of the Glasgow event, complete with artificial intelligence-generated art. Attendees were even offered two complimentary jellybeans, just like in Glasgow. Paterson, who went viral after a photo of her looking miserable at the Glasgow experience became a meme format, said she was excited to travel to Los Angeles to play the iconic knock-off Oompa Loompa role once again. Jacob Alpharad, 28, was among the attendees who showed up to see Paterson. “I don’t think there’s any celebrity I could meet that would impress my friends more than her specifically,” Alpharad said. “I was just happy to be born at the same time as [the Glasgow event]. It sounds like a skit right out of a sitcom.”

This is incredible. I love this. This is like if someone made a crappy DashCon II complete with ballpit which btw we should do, there's still time.

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clown month day 20 - comet

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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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This post inspired me

i recently discovered that my younger brother uses a picture on dating aps that he shopped of a giant fish holding a little him

#yo hey shea #women want me #fish #er fish also want me #not on any dating sites though #sorry women and fish

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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#a former rugby teammate #named her children #Twila and Link #plausible deniability #that its a legend of zelda twilight princess reference #i never asked ive just held my suspicion

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Images you can hear

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The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

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also had a dream I was a pair of jeans call that body jorror

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

#on accounta I dont wanna