yonicgirldick

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um um um. soft trans girls cuddling together in bed and they're so warm and safe. ok?

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When you see the bae naked for the first time 

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hey what if your dom and my dom set us up for a puppy play date but decided they wanted more puppies and suddenly they had me mounting you. wha tthen.

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When you invite the pervy tumblr girl over to spend the weekend and she normally sends you posts like “i’m going to collect your skin flakes at night and make a new you for me to worship” but she turns out to be the most kind hearted lovebug on the planet? Now that’s some quality bamboozaling.

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obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work

but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight

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here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

#send me asks! #if u pick 3 u better be planning on breaking in to kidnap me

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ok so i was @dreamyintersexpuppy and @eternalintersexpuppy but got nuked AGAIN so reblog to help me nnot lost my mind or income

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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

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my girlfriend has taken to randomly putting me on my knees and fucking my throat whenever she feels like it and let me just say. i was built for this. best way to make me yours is to just take my throat without asking. just saying~

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hey yall, im melody, got sniped again! rb to help me find my buds ? -3-

#hiiiii #welcome back

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I can't choose whether I'm fetishized or not. but I can choose if I enjoy it or not so cis girl chasers pspspspspspsps c'mere I'm the best of both worlds

#this is the worst thing uve posted in a while #good job #(affectionate)

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

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Well, it's official! According to my surgeon's office, I'll be getting GRS this year! Still waiting for an official word from the scheduling team but I should hear back by the end of the week

To make sure that I have all of the money saved that I need to be ready for San Francisco and to recover, I've set up a go fund me.

Please only donate if you're comfortable financially right now.

Thank you in advance to anyone that's willing to donate !

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#maybe (sexually) #its pretty big #definitely couldnt in a fight pup hones pups capabilities with weird kinky sex #plus im pretty weak

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help two trans gfs get through april!!

hiii i'm asking again for help this month to get my gf out of debt and to help me get by.

my gf's p4yp4l is /wheezyhutjr

we're aiming for $45 this month!

and my amazon wishlist is here https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1FUWB53TZOS46?ref_=wl_share

the most helpful items would be the food & guinea pig pellets. any of the gift cards would also be very appreciated.

thank you so much for your ongoing support!! please do not tag this post

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ate a pear so delicious it made me go ‘oh this is the height of hedonism actually’ so I drew my satyr about it