yosemite-samantha

[yosemite-samantha]

If tumblr adds polls it shouldn't be an op only thing like videos I think we should be able to add them onto other people's posts as a new form of digital public execution

[yosemite-samantha]

[yosemite-samantha]

(at job interview) I would say my skill is creating problems in the workplace through my incompetence

[yosemite-samantha]

when i was 8 the coolest thing imaginable was a dude with a sword saying "die!"

still true

[yosemite-samantha]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you're stupid

[yosemite-samantha]

hello i’m

here

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[yosemite-samantha]

[yosemite-samantha]

fundamentally i am a petty and mean-spirited person who is also a chill, laidback guy. basically everything is cool with me except for the fact i am irritable and hold grudges. so i'm kind of a weird standoffish dude but yeah i think i'm pretty approachable and friendly

[yosemite-samantha]

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

[yosemite-samantha]

#WAIT THERE TH #WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT PENCIL GO

[yosemite-samantha]

matrix trans allegory should have been more evident when these bitches walked out called neo, morpheus, trinity, mouse, cypher, switch, etc... like i dont know them cunts on this website personally.

[yosemite-samantha]

god bless

[yosemite-samantha]

Fuck you if you pee like a fine chinese teapot. All my homies blast that shit wide and loud like Doom Super Shotgun #DanmakuPiss

[yosemite-samantha]

you know what i literally do wish tumblr banned minors instead of adult content. i would ten times rather deal with the porn blog weirdos than whatever the fuck is going on now.

i disappear for like a couple weeks and we have a banned words list now?

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[yosemite-samantha]

i disappear for like a couple weeks and we have a banned words list now?

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[yosemite-samantha]

I think we need to start making movies shittier again. Lots of stop-motion monsters, buckets of neon red blood, cheap ass costumes, everyone has their tits out, every night scene has fifty fog machines going, you get what I mean. Everything needs to look like it has a budget of twenty bucks.

[yosemite-samantha]

i’m streaming doom (2016) tonight! please come hang out and say hi :)

https://www.twitch.tv/yosemitesamantha

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