yotsubafanfan

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im like if a girl thought she was irredeemable despite never having done anything that should make her feel this way

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im like if a girl thought she was irredeemable despite never having done anything that should make her feel this way

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY | 3.09

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if she's your girl how come a unique versus theme plays for our matchup

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this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

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aesthetic of the day is Nancy’s sleep expression in this picture that just happened to make me laugh out loud for a good 5 seconds or so

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I had a hell spawn for a baby doll for an entire weekend. The only good thing about it was that the baby woke me up during the Adult Swim Toonami block. I gave that baby my undivided attention and ended up with a C. And on top of it I got roasted by my youth group friends because it cried in the quiet part of church. Screw you Amelia your the reason I decided not to have kids.

okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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Alice in Wonderland (1951) dir. Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson, and Hamilton Luske.

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cat donuts

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OK who's been gene splicing now

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😳

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spongebob pantyshot

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man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.