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There's this thing, called swimming.

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

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Huh, Ohio might not be so bad after all.

always blows my mind when utah is left out of the "worst state" discussions

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Northern Hemisphere: Mother Nature said it's *My* turn with the sunlight!

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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Oh noooooo..... Who told the adults? They weren't supposed to find out about this stuff.

This is a real broadcast they are doing. Calling men 'babygirl' has stumped them

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Also: MEGATRON IS A FUCKING GUN!!!!

Top reasons why MegOP shippers should make more art/fic of Optimus holding Megatron in gun mode

Megop teamwork and fighting side by side is sexy

Optimus literally embracing violence in the form of a gun, a tool of war

Optimus symbolically embracing violence by embracing Megatron himself, someone who (in IDW1, my preferred continuity) was not born a gun but chose to make himself one because he lives for violence

Another symbolic embrace in that by both of them being joined physically, they become a pair whose purpose is killing and bloodshed. The weapon and the hand that wields it are both equal parts of violence.

Both of them bonded in trust as Megatron literally puts his whole body in Optimus’ hands while Optimus trusts Megatron to fire true and not turn on him

Optimus is canonically a great marksman and so he’s a worthy warrior to use his archnemesis, Megatron, a living gun, to his greatest effect

Fluff potential: Optimus cleaning Megatron after a fight the way he would clean any gun for maintenance

Smut potential: I mean, a gun is technically a phallic object so the sexual imagery is right there. You could also go for a gun kink if you’re so inclined

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Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

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Goddamn it I couldn't see the options for I just clicked on the fourth one cause that's my go to.

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Okay hear me out, Mickey and Oswald visiting Dad (Walt Disney) and having to bear with listening to him shout racist, sexist, and anti-Semitic nonsense. Oswald opens a flask while Mickey hides his face in embarrassment.

"Evil corporate mascot Mickey Mouse" is such a boring and unfunny take imo. Why direct frustration and anger at Disney towards a literal cartoon character instead of the actual people in charge?

"Fed up toon icon Mickey Mouse who hates current Disney more than anyone else?" Much more funny and accurate to Mickey's character. Actively turns Disney's own mascot, and one of their most well-known and beloved characters, against them. Mickey Mouse says that pirating and buying fanmade merch is always morally okay. He's counting the seconds until he finally escapes into the public domain.

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Panic! At the Disco just broke up

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The correct answer is: "I am but a humble mortal... I do not claim to have seen every face that has ever been or ever will be. You are all Goddesses, far beyond mortal comprehension. Beauty is subjective and you all embody it in different ways. Don't ask me, please I just wanna go home and pet my cat."

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Why is it soothing to me?!

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

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The first time Zuko meets Korra he instantly realizes when Korra cusses him out.

headcanon that uncle iroh was very scary so the sailors on zuko’s ship never swore around him and zuko knows no swearwords. aang, however, knows all of them and just chooses not to use them

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Muppet Little Mermaid where Miss Piggy (as Ariel) beats up Ursula.

I’ll never understand why Disney is so focused on live-action remakes when they literally own the rights to the Muppets. I would take a Muppet remake of a Disney Animation classic over a live-action remake all day every day.

You can’t tell me Muppets Fantasia wouldn’t be the greatest crossover event of our lifetimes. Muppets Black Cauldron would SLAP.

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WHAT?! THIS WAS A THING?!

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As someone who is 21 and 5'3, this whole thing pisses me the fuck off. I am legally allowed to have sex and people look at me and see a 12 year old.

Okay you know what I’ve wondered for the like last two years of the transformers fandom. why the Fuck is blitzbee considered a “proship” by some folks.

or is it just the case of someone personally not liking a ship and instead of just moving on they somehow managed to convince people it’s a proship. Because that happened A Lot in the cookie run fandom. Like a Lot. Almost every single paring was called a “proship” because people personally didn’t like it and tried to convince people to not like it too. 13 year olds with like 200k followers amirite 💀

Anyways like. As far as I’m concerned Bee and Blitz are both adults. And there’s nothing harmful between them. So it’s not a proship.

And I’ve seen people argue bee is “minor coded” when that makes literally no sense cos would a child go to like, military college n shit. And like have you not met a singular “childish” (see: possibly very neurodivergent) adult. I’ve always felt that it was a liiiiiittle bit infantilizing.

It honestly reminded me of this tweet because this was also genuinely the argument I saw people making

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*remembers a tomato plant from when I was a kid. The next year the area where the plant was had 4, 5, 6, and two 7 leaf clovers.* I have no idea how to put this into the words here.

One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”