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Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?

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Τhe Fairy Boat by Hilda Hechle

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

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People who send anon hate and expect to be taken seriously are so funny like ohhhh shit looks like I got the Phantom of the Askbox on my ass

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I fucking love these videos

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

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#celegorm and curufin

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you know what really gets my goat?

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One thing most people don’t realize about Gazebos is how bloodthirsty they used to be until the 1930s or so. It used to be that in order to appease your average small town gazebo you had to feed it 4-5 marching bands a year, or roughly 2 dozen barbershop groups. Noaways? Throw it a steely dan cover act every 6 months, maybe a bridal party every few years if you’re actively trying to court its favor, and you’re pretty much in the clear. And the crazy thing is nobody knows why they calmed down, or that their appetite for flesh won’t return to its 19th century heights one day. It’s actually an increasingly popular theory among modern Gazebo researchers that we’re at the tail end of a period of dormancy and it’s only a matter of time until they start howling for blood again. And if/when that does happen there’s the question of whether our modern zeeb-keepers are really ready for the task of booking enough sacrificial acts to meet that increased demand. Guild policy has gotten lax in the century since the heyday of Dark Pavillionism and a lot of local keepers refuse to even look at newer research that threatened to upsettheir status quo. Kind of scary to think about

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interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

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Wheel of Fortune. Art by Jessica Roux, from Good Fortune Tarot.

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with