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Obsessed with this comment on the Babooshka video.

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Fucked up in the crib playin' Color Guys

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Pink & Blue

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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!

You conserved 137ml of fluid!

You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!

The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!

Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!

The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!

Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!

If you jerked off now, you could save all of us

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some of my favourite sign fails <3

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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You want me to do WHAT to all trades?

#yui rambles #im sure this joke has been done before but i just thought of it so for me its new

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ラビットホール／DECO*27

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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Sleepy

#sleepy!!!!!!!

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Cheesestrogen, Cheesestosterone