youlikebadotterstoo

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Not dead... not that anyone was wondering.

I just forgot my password and deleted the app from my phoneeeee

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Well oneof you is lying

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jack being like “i dON’t knOW iF i’LL eVER mAke An Album Like THIS aGAIN” he’s so annoying 😡

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Taylor finally contributing to the “murdering my husband” side of country music

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…ok so wtf did woodvale mean TAYLOR I NEED AN ANSWER-

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taylor waking up at 7am for the second time this year

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folklore literally came out yesterday

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She did this to us 2x, a surprise album twice!!!

this was so sudden that we didn’t even get to come up with completely wrong ts9 title predictions

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God, fucking damn it, Dave.

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You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

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“reputation precedes me” has to be one of the biggest coincidences in swiftie history. my mind is still trying to process how reputation literally preceded me! 

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i love how it was a running joke in the fandom to just be like “new album at midnight!!” every time taylor did anything and then the one time we weren’t even thinking about it taylor was literally just like ts8 at midnight

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when taylor said “you know the greatest films of all time were never made” she was talking about the getaway car and cruel summer music videos

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GROW UP

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it just hit me that next album is gonna be ts9… how did we jump from begging for ts7 to now having the thought of ts9 like that looked so far away for me tf