i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? ๐" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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can't stop thinking about how the "convinced to return for one last job" trope is a kind of resurrection. digging up a restless corpse that maybe should have stayed buried.
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It
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hold on a second manโฆ
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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yeah
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.
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