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What's going on inside his head?

MY BOYS. Thinking of how Valentino found out Vox had a tongue had me CRY laughing so much omg

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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

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There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

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Being around Tony stark can take a toll on you, some have to toughen up their skin to endure Tonys remarks, some just drift away from him, not wanting to deal with it.

But Peter?

No he's adapted.

Every snarky remark, and name Peter would be told, he just came back even stronger

"did you seriously forget to do your homework? Again? Don't you have enhanced..everything?"

"Mr stark, If we wanna talk irresponsible, let's talk about the time it seemingly crossed your mind to tell your loved ones you were dying because of the shrapnel in your chest." Peter snarked back

Tony stood frozen, his jaw dropped.

"well..fuck." Tony mumbled trying to contain l laughter at how sudden Peter came up with something like that.

Or another time.

"Peter, let me get you some new shoes." Tony pleaded

Peter sucked on his lollipop and squinted at Tony

"what? No why." Peter asked seemingly shocked

"because they're ratty. And old. And they look like they're gonna fall off or disintegrate at any given time." Tony answered crossing his arms

"why do you even keep them around?" The older one asked completely confused

"your ratty, old and likely to be on your death bed in a few years, why do we keep you around?" Peter snarked back raising an eyebrow.

Rhodey who was just passing through to grab some coffee was howling with laughter doubling over to clutch his stomach.

Sometimes it's not even directed at Tony.

"how do we even know we can trust the kid, he's unreliable" Sams eyes narrowed his voice harsh, but Steve nodded anyways

"I agree with Sam, recruiting a child would be very irresponsible."

Peter who was swinging on his chair, now paying attention in the meeting with the avengers turns to Steve and sam

"oh lord.." Tony muttered as rhodey tried to hide the smug, fond look on his face

"dude, you are 2 times my age, stop complaining and just admit that being an old man is getting to you, plus I can hear your knees snap like glow sticks when you crouch down. it's gross. Also who in this room has 1. A weird bird suit, and 2. Doesn't." Peter finished crossing his arms mirroring Tony. Alot.

"did I just get insulted by a toddler." Sam muttered

Peter is a sassy kid.

Peter is Tony's sassy kid.

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Smashing the reblog

Reblog if you are not a pedophile.

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

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Vox by the window 😭

Out to lunch

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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

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Thank u

Alastor Drawing Guides

My Alastor drawing guides :3 Gonna do another expression page for him too. For someone who's always smiling, he has fantastic range <3

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For this POST

✨FELONY TIME ✨

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For this POST

✨FELONY TIME ✨

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....my grandpa was a librarian...

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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Eepy deer

my daily (?) commitment to Radiorose

because i'm also feeling eepy My sleep schedule is a fucking mess

but i've got 2 ideas and few headcanons for them while i was drawing this, good!

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Luke, Rey, Grogu, Ezra, Cal, Kanan, and Ahsoka are not grey Jedi nor are they going to be grey jedi

They are all light siders

Grey jedi do not exist

There is no grey side of the Force, and you cannot use both sides of the Force because

You cannot have balance by using both sides of the Force (for the record, "light side" is something that never comes up in Lucas' SW, it's always "dark side" and the Force itself, implying that the Force is light) because the dark side is imbalance by its own nature, and light is balance

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Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

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the way the pages i posted lined up on twitter inspired me to take action

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

#best thing ive seen all day thank you

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"Lil grin" is definitely not something I'd use to describe his big ass smile but I agree, he is adorable

can I just scream about this frame for a second

Al's expression here is just so unreasonably cute to me

look at his giggly lil grin

and his shoulders all scrunched up and shaking

I dunno what it is but characters trying to keep a lid on their laughter and failing miserably is just so unbearably endearing and I will die on this hill