hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.
"life as a 22 year old mother of 3" "life as a married 19 year old couple" *video of mother daughter and grandma making reference to how they were both moms at like 16* *21 year old girl flex video about how she's a mother of 4* *couple whose entire personality is having 10 kids before turning 30* "married my highschool sweetheart at 18 and now i have 8 kids at age 25" "what i do in a day as a 19 year old housewife"
“my boyfriend peels my oranges for me” but could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you??? and find nourishment at the very sight of you?????? could he???? COULD HE???
what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.
the quiet whispered way Owen Wilson says 'let time pass' is actually devastating.
don't ever let anyone think he's somehow a lesser actor than Hiddleston just because he cut his teeth in Ben Stiller movies not Shakespeare. That wistful delivery gutted me every bit as much as Loki's shaky smile when he realizes what he has to do.
saw dracula daily trending and my very first thought was "wait, I thought it was the off season??" as if there is actually an on season for draculas in real life.
ginasfs is so fucking gut wrenching what do you mean trade baby blues for wide eyed browns i sleep in your old shirts and walk through this house. in your shoes. i know it’s strange. it’s a strange way of saying that i know i’m supposed to love you. i’m supposed to love you.