i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
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I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
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fun fact: the word “panic” is actually from the greek word “panikos” which is referring to the greek god pan who apparently shout at people who were alone in the woods and freak them out.
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later is the best time to do anything
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if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
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The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
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one annoying part about finishing the first book from a series is that you can't even search up fanart because you'll very likely see spoilers about the other books in that series
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Sleep doesn't help if it's your soul that is tired.
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