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😳

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OMFG THIS COMMENT. GUISE. THAT LAST SENTENCE IS SO FUCKING RAW

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him: you better not be cunty cousin it when i get there

me:

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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

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HOLY SHIT THEY PASSED THE BILL TO LEGALIZE SAME SEX MARRIAGE

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

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Thank you WillGrahamsCock

I went to It Gets Better island and all your mutuals were there :) we’re all expecting you very soon

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"Vegan leather" babygirl that is plastic

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It’s such a shame that ben shapiro insists on the whole alt right thing. I really do think he’d make a killing voicing animated squirrels

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Scirts