MR. PRESIDENT
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I live in constant fear that I’m schizophrenic and you are all hallucinations
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yesterday this kid came in my bio class dressed as link and i was like “its link” and he just sighed of relief and said “do you know how many people have called me zelda today you are the first one to call me link”
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i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
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just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes
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imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
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i wonder what goes through a boy’s mind when they fall for a girl
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ya idk if this was on tumblr or not but i decided to put on here bc hey bomb pops are fab
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haha only girls will get this am i right ladies
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