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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

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lmaooo

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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

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glorious photo of my glorious animal

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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What books have you done this to?

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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MARELLA'S 12TH TUMBLR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION @rebecca-weltons requested: Ted Lasso or Parks and Rec

It's a lesson that I have learned over and over again, but it bears repeating: no one achieves anything alone.

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The Beast that Bothers

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He loves club life

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with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable