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youssefguedira · 3 hours
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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youssefguedira · 3 hours
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this is the funniest tweet of all time
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youssefguedira · 3 hours
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what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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youssefguedira · 4 hours
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I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.
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youssefguedira · 12 hours
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i've said the same thing like a billion different times in a billion different ways. however. my opinion on the diabolik trilogy can be boiled down to. i don't know if they're GOOD. but they have PERSONALITY. which in the age of paint by numbers mcu whatever movies. is all i want from my movies
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youssefguedira · 14 hours
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ok i'm not gonna liveblog this at all but the dvd menu is a straight up scene instead of a loop??? it's very oddly peaceful
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youssefguedira · 14 hours
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watching the social network tonight because i watched crouching tiger on Wednesday so this had better be everything y'all say it is
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youssefguedira · 20 hours
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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Steve Pemberton uses a long-handled hook to reach into a hole in the side of a geodesic dome. He says, "OK. Come on Patatas. Be bravas." The dome is filled with teddy bears and stuffed toys. End ID.]
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youssefguedira · 20 hours
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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Steve Pemberton uses a long-handled hook to reach into a hole in the side of a geodesic dome. He says, "OK. Come on Patatas. Be bravas." The dome is filled with teddy bears and stuffed toys. End ID.]
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youssefguedira · 22 hours
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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Steve Pemberton uses a long-handled hook to reach into a hole in the side of a geodesic dome. He says, "OK. Come on Patatas. Be bravas." The dome is filled with teddy bears and stuffed toys. End ID.]
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youssefguedira · 23 hours
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Not a day goes by when I don't think about joe many liberals
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youssefguedira · 1 day
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"Then, miraculously, early in the morning, there’s this ray of sunlight appearing on this wall in front of him. And it falls through the little tree in front of the window. There is this play of leaves and sunlight and shadows moving, and he looks at it and stares at it and he starts crying, because he’s never seen anything so beautiful. He probably has seen it, but he hasn’t noticed. Then he realizes that’s the answer to his existential crisis, to become somebody who notices that."
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youssefguedira · 1 day
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I have been so depressed lately I haven’t been able to post any sturgeons but I saw this on the Great Lakes aquarium Instagram his name is CRACKERS he is a BELUGA STURGEON they are TARGET TRAINING HIM so that he can eventually enter a sling comfortably to get his checkups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS A HOOP GENIUS!!!! GENUIS AT GOING THROUGH A HOOP!!!!!!!!
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