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i have a headcanon

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that definitely didn’t end well

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Dinner time fellas

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GORDON RAMSAY: Right mate, I had a look at the walk-in and it's a fucking disgrace. How often did you say you swap out the imprisoned child whose continual suffering is the bedrock of your patrons' happiness MANAGER: The suffering child? Once a year, chef GORDON RAMSAY: My eye you do! Yours's been in there so long he's gone beardy! Fuck me, he looks like he could just rent a car and drive off any day now. No wonder everybody who sees this place walks away from it

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some scrunklys from the part too

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Pronoun wind

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listen bro we love hanging out with you but your incorporeal nature is really making it hard to pass you the bong

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Dudes be like ‘read one piece’ but ain’t never had One Piece of coochie

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texas doggies had a snow day

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who was gonna tell me that when your an adult you can be friends with people wildly older than you and it’s acceptable because ur an adult???? literally hung out with my coworkers who are in their 30s and had a nice time?

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whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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Celebrating these wins for increasing the diversity of representation in government! 🎉

Sarah McBride became the US’s first openly trans state senator and the country’s highest ranking openly trans legislator, as well as Delaware’s first out LGBTQ+ person elected to the state’s legislature.

Mondaire Jones and Ritchie Torres, both in New York, became the firstly openly gay Black men elected to Congress.

Cori Bush became the first Black woman elected to Congress in Missouri’s history. She is a community organizer and activist who became involved with politics after Ferguson.

Iman Jodeh, the daughter of Palestinian immigrants, became Colorado’s first Muslim lawmaker.

Shevrin Jones became the first out LGBTQ+ person to be elected to Florida’s state senate.

Michele Rayner-Goolsby became the first openly queer Black woman elected to the Florida House of Representatives.

Jabari Brisport became New York’s first openly queer state senator of color.

Kim Jackson became Georgia’s first openly LGBTQ+ state senator, and Torrey Harris became the first out LGBTQ+ member of Tennessee’s state legislature.

Taylor Small became the first openly trans member of the Vermont State Legislature.

Stephanie Byers became the first openly trans lawmaker ever elected in Kansas and the first trans person of Native American heritage ever elected to any state legislature. She’s a member of the Chikasaw Nation.

Here’s to progress being made at any level, and here’s to hoping that those elected tonight are only the first of many. ❤️

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I am gay and I approve this message

stages of gay courtship:

1. joke flirting

2. real flirting but still pretending it’s joke flirting

3. sharing ur childhood trauma

4. hold hands

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Yuta Segawa Ceramics.

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