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Don't get sucked into the "if they really cared I wouldn't have to say something" spiral. No matter how close you are with someone, it's unfair to expect them to know things you haven't actually communicated.

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yall ever worked in retail

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I GET KNOCKED DOWN

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lantern control is the funniest magic deck in any format. its entire gameplan is to arrange a game state that guarantees the opponent can only draw dead cards. you know how much it sucks to topdeck 6 lands in a row? this is a deck that does that to you on purpose as its primary win condition

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core classes as undead :)

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Falling in love with the idea of ?? Force Ghost? Boromir following around the Fellowship for the rest of the trilogy

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This is actually really cool to read!

Hey while you're loving elephants: Denver Zoo has two teenage boy elephants and one Old Man Elephant named Groucho, and lately they've had the lads housed with him so he can teach them Proper Elephant Manners like how bulls raise teenage boy elephants in the wild. Bull elephants are apparently very into being parents but due to the matriarichal nature of most herds, they really only get to raise calves after they've hit puberty. My point is, one of the boys was being annoying and chasing rabbits so Groucho came up and jabbed him in the ass with a tusk, the lad ran around the enclosure crying then came back and did a lot of "I'm sorry I'll be good now dad" fawning and it was adorable.

OH MAN SEE SEE SEE i wish we knew so much more about how bull elephants interact with herds and families - we've documented bull elephants traveling to matriarchal herds and fake wrestling with male calves, and we've documented bulls protecting orphaned calves, but in god's name i want every in and out about it. everything we know about elephant social interaction is not enough. it's a Thing that introducing old bulls to a population lowers the amount of younger bulls in musth, also known as the state in which bull elephants desire nothing but murder and possibly sex, but - i want to know the precise mechanisms. old bull elephants teaching younger bulls manners renders me VERKLEMPT. i just wanna know every secret elephants have.

this is incredible though. peak teenage boy. groucho has his hands full and i fucking love him for that. get their asses, groucho.

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this video is making me SOB

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“Nice Does Not Mean Good” Part 2

Happy Mother’s Day :)

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so beautiful

very big b00b VERY NS/FW don’t look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All glory to mikeburnfire for helping me understand this with their exhaustive Fallout New Vegas playthrough And reaffirming my choice to never join any branch of the US Military

joshua graham after losing the battle of hoover dam

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The tin’s faces at the end fucking KILL me.

Goes insane over a man who gets like two lines and an encyclopedia clipping from like 20 years ago

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He jus’ up and cast Glockja

BEHOLD: THE MOST POWERFUL SPELL OF ALL 🔫

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Now that’s an OC I can get behind!

clark reupload

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Give us more long hair, Square!