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so my parents and i were looking at a bunch of older photos tonight and apparently when i was younger i used to own a shirt that had this (not the background, just mr game and watch with the turtle) 

on it and it just said 

TURTLE

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New York freakin’ city baby

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Aggretsuko in Rocko’s Modern Life style!

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perfect outfit idea

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you’re under my genjutsu, idiot

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jojo cosplays from the early 2000’s [x]

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an object from my dream last night

it was just the microwave i have in real life that someone sharpie’d a bart in. it wasn’t big, like large enough to fit a person or even be considered a “room”, yet everyone in my dream (myself included) referred to it as “the bart room”

what does this mean

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i spent a lot of time playing dark souls and my characters would always end up looking like transcendent entities

tag yourself, im torn foreskin

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me: jk rowling said something kinda weird again heres a post joking about it

at least two dozen adults that list their occupation on facebook as ‘hogwarts student’: i hope you are ready for eight paragraphs of me defending a woman richer than god against a toothless attack shell never read. i hope you are ready to get called a muggle over and over again little man.

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fucking hell craig! you might want to settle down

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So sad how J.K. Rowling died shortly after publishing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and was never able to tell us more about the magical world other than what is in the 7 books. I wonder what she would do if she were alive today? Too bad we will never know, ever, because she died in 2007.

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me when i talk about ska

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