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she hanni on my gram till i mass homicide

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It’s actually impossible to not make the Hannibal wendigo look good I can’t 😭

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x08 - “Su-zakana”

happy 10th anniversary of this episode giving us two of the most iconic lines in the entire show

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Will here absolutely kills me cos he got thrown off a train, walked to Florence, got his head cut open, got kidnapped, hung upside down in a truck and now has to listen to Mason spout shit while Hannibal’s in his own trolley with that shit-eating grin.

but like, his face is like, “it’s one inconvenience after another.” he’d defo be rolling his eyes here if he had the energy

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Hannibal in a nutshell

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Vita Sackville-West, from a letter to Virginia Woolf (January 21, 1926)

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i don’t know bestie

has your man ever taken your jacket off the dying body of the woman that was his ex and your old crush just so he can have something of yours as he leaves the country after gutting you in his kitchen?

yeah no? somethin to think about then

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Let's be honest Hannibal is 100% a Tumblr girlie. He'd be in the trenches with us. He'd be posting his art of Will's butt. He'd run a hate blog for Tattle Crime. He shares our madness.

One time he leaves the app open on his iPad when Will visits and because of course Will sits at Hannibal's desk sometimes like it's his own, Will discovers the madness. He just scrolls through the Murder Husbands and the Hannigram tags with an increasing look of surprise on his face, like a trainwreck he couldn't look away from.

After a few quiet moments, Will just looks up and goes:

"Why do you follow a blog named willgrahamscock."

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he needs to actually calm down

can he fucking stop

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Y'all afraid to moan during sex, I be up in his ear like "We could leave right now. Feed your dogs. Leave a note for Alana and Jack and never see either of them again. Almost polite."

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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

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