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That person got SiIvagunner'd For those that don't know, SiIva (Spelled with both a lowercase and capital i, to look like a lowercase i and L) Does this all the time. Post pretend riffs that are actually shitpost songs. His favorite to use, by far, is the Flintstones theme

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100k Notes on and I will draw Cyana smooching Shiro on screen.

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Oh, I can answer this one, @changeling-rin! Changeling the Lost is a tabletop rpg set in the World/Chronicles of Darkness series! They're a series of ttrpgs set in the modern age focusing on the hidden world of vampires, werewolves, mages and fey!

ever heard of changeling the lost?

...I have not

What's it about?

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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Oh, my god, the Animes got 'em.

this character lineup from metal slug code J makes me so MAD like LET THEM BITCHES BE UGLY!! THEY LOOK SO OUT OF PLACE WHEN YOU TRY TO MAKE THEM ALL WEIRDLY SEXY. THIS IS METAL SLUG YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK WACKY AS FUCK!!!!!

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100k Notes on and I will draw Cyana smooching Shiro on screen.

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"Why didn't he just use a Respawn Machine?" Maggie, the Girl Inkling asked, looking at Simon in confusion. "A... what?" Simon tilted his head, utterly baffled. "You don't... have those? We got asked to help replace the ones here?" James, the other Inkling, said, looking at Simon. "Because they were really old and such?" "... Is that why the Master Hand had use bleed a little? To hook us up to these... resurrection machines?" Simon asked, putting a hand to his chin. "Yeah! That's why we're asking why he just didn't use one!" "Well, that's simple: He didn't have access. His time period- and mine- do not have these resurrection machines at all! It was only through His holy powers that he was able to revive himself, with his wounds intact, three days later." Simon explained, smiling to himself. ".... Sounds silly, but whatever makes you happy, dude."

Facts:

Inklings and Simon Belmont both appear in Smash Bros.

Respawn points are canonically a real technology in the Splatoon universe, and it's impossible for an Inkling to permanently die while they're synchronised with one.

Simon Belmont is canonically Christian.

This information in mind, I want you to imagine Simon Belmont trying to explain the miracle of the Resurrection to an Inkling.

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SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

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1000 years ago, a great king had his soul infused with the crown so he may rule eternity, taking possession of anyone who wears it. But with each new ‘successor,’ the king took his extra lives increasingly for granted, until one day…..

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I meant to post this way, way earlier, but I completely forgot about it left in my drafts. Oops

Okay. With the new Hogwarts game coming out, and the controversy surrounding She Who Shall Not Be Named's world building, I have to say this. I am not the best person to talk about anti-Semitism or racism and how prevalent they can be in our pop culture even if entirely by accident, but what I am is a nerd.

A nerd who happens to think that the Harry Potter system of magic, is the weakest magic system ever.

I say this as a person who grew up a Harry Potter fan, but if Moldyshorts went up against, say, a DnD wizard or, hell, even a warlock...

He'd be fucked.

Like... let's go over spells. Voldemort's signature spell is Avada Kedava. The Killing Curse.

I'm not getting into the Light vs. Dark, but the Killing Curse is one of the few spells we know of in the Harry Potter universe that is explicitly for combat. And it's a high level spell, usually cast only by adult wizards.

You wanna know what point you can cast combat spells in DnD?

Right at the fucking start, with Cantrips. Spell you know by heart, and can cast at any time.

Or how about his goal, immortality by splitting his soul into pieces?

In D&D, a lich is someone who has a chance immortality by casting out their whole soul into what is called a phylactery. You know what that sounds like to me? A better version of a horcrux.

In conclusion, a Dungeons & Dragons wizard wood figure it out a way to destroy all the horcruxes at once, and killed Voldemort outright in a single spell.

And that's just the intelligence casters. Don't get me started on how a cleric or a paladin could f*** up Voldemort.

I mean I get it Harry Potter's magic system is mostly built around utility casting. But even D&D has better utility casting than Harry Potter.

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Okay. With the new Hogwarts game coming out, and the controversy surrounding She Who Shall Not Be Named's world building, I have to say this. I am not the best person to talk about anti-Semitism or racism and how prevalent they can be in our pop culture even if entirely by accident, but what I am is a nerd.

A nerd who happens to think that the Harry Potter system of magic, is the weakest magic system ever.

I say this as a person who grew up a Harry Potter fan, but if Moldyshorts went up against, say, a DnD wizard or, hell, even a warlock...

He'd be fucked.

Like... let's go over spells. Voldemort's signature spell is Avada Kedava. The Killing Curse.

I'm not getting into the Light vs. Dark, but the Killing Curse is one of the few spells we know of in the Harry Potter universe that is explicitly for combat. And it's a high level spell, usually cast only by adult wizards.

You wanna know what point you can cast combat spells in DnD?

Right at the fucking start, with Cantrips. Spell you know by heart, and can cast at any time.

Or how about his goal, immortality by splitting his soul into pieces?

In D&D, a lich is someone who has a chance immortality by casting out their whole soul into what is called a phylactery. You know what that sounds like to me? A better version of a horcrux.

In conclusion, a Dungeons & Dragons wizard wood figure it out a way to destroy all the horcruxes at once, and killed Voldemort outright in a single spell.

And that's just the intelligence casters. Don't get me started on how a cleric or a paladin could f*** up Voldemort.

I mean I get it Harry Potter's magic system is mostly built around utility casting. But even D&D has better utility casting than Harry Potter.

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Art by u/reachling

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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Yeah, this one was me. I hit Anon by mistake

Well, it's that time again

*picks up th Wheel of Fandoms, spins it.... lands on One Piece.*

Ah. Well then

The Chain gets teleported to the world of One Piece and immediately meets the Straw Hats. What shenanigans happen?

"Time is a spice?" Gen asks skeptically. Sanji, who can somehow hear that Gen is misspelling thyme, is not encouraged.

Shadow immediately dumps any and all translating duties on Chopper for the foreseeable future. Never mind that the odds of translation duty being needed are slim to none, he's not doing it again if the reindeer kid can fill in.

Sketch and Steam meet Franky. They are in awe. Franky, meanwhile, is absolutely deadset on figuring out how to manufacture his own version of the Spirit Train summon, because that would be so SUPER!

Wind and Nami have either hit it off terrifyingly well, or they've taken offense with each others' weather control methods. Nobody's entirely sure which one it is, and at this point nobody is brave enough to venture into the condensed hurricane off the port side to ask.

Zoro somehow singles out Oni, despite Oni being a literal mask on Mask's belt, and requests a spar. He hasn't gotten a reply yet. This has not stopped him from continuing to make requests.

Mask and Ocarina, meanwhile, are hanging out with Brook and improvising musical riffs with each other. It's a fun time.

Vio is in love with Robin's library. RGB are less enamored, but aren't willing to risk Robin's wrath by being their usual level of disruptive.

Lore is on the exact same brain wavelength as Luffy, which surprises nobody, really. The only difference is that Lore's got a better vocabulary for explaining himself.

Dusk has somehow gotten into a story trade with Usopp, which started as him explaining their adventures and then spiraled into him having to clarify that, no, he's not exaggerating anything, he really does turn into a wolf sometimes. No, he's not a Zoan, is that even a word? Usopp has taken this as a challenge, somehow, and is trying to invent a story that's weirder than any of the Chain's experiences. He's getting there.

Speck and the Four are with Jinbei. Because he seems like the only truly calm influence on the ship, right now.

Realm is, of course, lost, but then Zoro finds him? Somehow??? And then Sanji finds Zoro and everyone else follows Sanji and the whole thing ends up taking about forty minutes. Which is about ten hours and twenty minutes shorter than what usually happens. The Chain is in awe, and also a great deal of confusion.

Zoro shrugs and gets back to propositioning Oni's mask for a sparring match.

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HOLY SHIT, THE ORIGINAL!

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