TOKEN: You were in that bathroom for a while, dude.
TOKEN: Everything okay?
CLYDE: What? Pssh, yeah dude I’m fine.
TOKEN: It’s okay if you needed a second to yourself or something.
TOKEN: The last few hours have been…
CLYDE: No, no I know bro.
CLYDE: I just needed to pee.
TOKEN: …Alright…
CLYDE: …Where do we go now…?
TOKEN: I don’t really know…
TOKEN: Now that all of the adrenaline has, like… calmed down…
TOKEN: I kinda regret just… running off and driving out here.
CLYDE: Yeah…
CLYDE: Do you think we should go back…?
TOKEN: I think… maybe… we should try and make sure Craig is okay.
TOKEN: Like… what if we just left him there, and he isn’t dead, but he’s like…
TOKEN: I dunno.
CLYDE: No I know, bro.
CLYDE: Maybe I should try calling him or something…
TOKEN: I mean, I wouldn’t expect an answer.
TOKEN: Even if he is alive, he might be too busy to look at his phone.
CLYDE: Yeah, but it’s still worth a shot.
TOKEN: …Okay.
TOKEN: I’m turning the car around and heading back into town.
TWEEK: Are you really gonna try and stop him, man?
TWEEK: You don’t even know what he can do!
CRAIG: I don’t need to hear this shit from a fucking demon, okay?
CRAIG: It’s my fault all of you guys are here, and I’m not gonna let anybody else die by your hands.
CRAIG: I don’t even like Stan.
CRAIG: But he’s not gonna die like Jimmy.
CRAIG: I won’t let that happen.
CRAIG: Oh my god, seriously?
CRAIG: Who the hell is…
CLYDE: OH MY GOD BRO YOU PICKED UP!
CLYDE: TH
CLYDE: This is you, right?
CLYDE: Like, none of the demons have your phone right now, right?
CLYDE: Please say yes.
CRAIG: Dude chill the fuck out, let me speak.
CLYDE: DUDE you have NO idea how happy I am to hear your voice–
CLYDE: DUDE TOKEN, IT’S CRAIG, HE’S OKAY!
CLYDE: DO YOU HEAR TOKEN, BRO?
CRAIG: No, Clyde–
CRAIG: Shut up for a second.
CRAIG: I don’t know where the hell you guys are, but some shit is going down.
CRAIG: And it’s all my fault.
CLYDE: W-Where are you, dude?
CLYDE: We’re in Token’s car, we can come help!
CRAIG: Just…
CRAIG: Get to Stan’s house.
CLYDE: Stan’s house?–
CRAIG: I gotta go.
CRAIG: Don’t call me again.
GREGORY: All these years, hmm?
GREGORY: And you thought you’d never have to face the consequences of what you’ve done…
GREGORY: You didn’t even call anybody.
GREGORY: You didn’t even tell a single soul, now did you?
STAN: hhkh–
GREGORY: Shh shh shh…
GREGORY: No need to speak.
GREGORY: I wouldn’t want you to die running your useless mouth.
GREGORY: I want you to die feeling everything I have over the last eight years, Stan…
GREGORY: I want you to die knowing you’re about to lose everything you’ve ever loved!
GREGORY: I want you to die, as simple as that, and I want you to know there’s nothing you can do about it!
GREGORY: And I’ll be laughing and dancing around your lifeless corpse, and your friends will watch, and they’ll be let go, and they’ll keep on living knowing their best friend was a murderer who never repented for their wrong doings and you’ll be dead knowing ╬ they’re alive and well and that they hate you forever and ever and ever and ever and ╬ ever
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GREGORY: You’ll die a much more memorable death than I, dear friend.
TOKEN: It all started yesterday night… we all played with a ouija board… at Craig’s house.
TOKEN: And then we left when things started getting weird, but we didn’t really think much of it…
TOKEN: We were high.
DAMIEN: That’s really stupid.
TOKEN: Yeah. I know.
TOKEN: Everything seemed fine after we left.
TOKEN: And even this morning, I called Craig to make sure he was alright.
TOKEN: He said he was, but he had a weird dream… about a demon.
DAMIEN: So he passed out after you guys left.
TOKEN: I think that’s what he said, yeah.
TOKEN: And he seemed okay, up until that… new kid joined our class.
DAMIEN: New kid?
DAMIEN: Let me guess.
DAMIEN: He turned out to be
TOKEN: A demon, yeah.
TOKEN: …Yeah…
TOKEN: But we didn’t know that at the time.
TOKEN: Craig said that he looked familiar, but we thought it was dumb.
TOKEN: And Craig even asked him, like “Are you a demon?”
TOKEN: And the power went out.
TOKEN: And we still didn’t believe him.
DAMIEN: I knew something seemed off when the power went out.
TOKEN: Yeah…
TOKEN: We decided to go out and figure out what was going on.
TOKEN: Craig, Clyde, Jimmy, the new kid and I all went out of the cafeteria.
TOKEN: And in the dark… at the end of the hall, was this guy.
TOKEN: At first, I couldn’t tell who he was.
TOKEN: But when my eyes adjusted, it was…
TOKEN: It was that one kid who died, like… a while back.
TOKEN: A long, long time ago. When we were kids.
DAMIEN: There’s a million kids who die all the time.
DAMIEN: Be specific.
TOKEN: Pip, that british kid.
DAMIEN: …Uhhhh huh…
DAMIEN: Okay… hmm.
DAMIEN: What next.
TOKEN: …W-well…
TOKEN: He was saying a lot of stuff, and I was too freaked out in the moment to really process a lot of it.
TOKEN: So we all booked it, including the new kid.
TOKEN: And I thought we all made it out.
TOKEN: I didn’t even think about Jimmy.
TOKEN: I feel so, so bad about forgetting about him.
TOKEN: I just didn’t look back, and then I was too panicked to think straight, and–
DAMIEN: Chill.
TOKEN: [huff]
TOKEN: We ran for a bit.
TOKEN: We only stopped once Clyde couldn’t breath anymore.
TOKEN: And Craig was acting really weird…
TOKEN: Like his mind was super occupied, and he was kind of antsy, which is definitely not like him, at all.
TOKEN: He was kinda muttering to himself, and telling us to shut up, even when we weren’t talking.
DAMIEN: He’s probably got a case of the hell chatters.
TOKEN: Hell chatters.
DAMIEN: Yeah.
TOKEN: You gonna… explain that… or…
DAMIEN: No.
TOKEN: …
TOKEN: Okay… uh.
TOKEN: Well… he decided, eventually, that all of us were going to Stark’s Pond.
TOKEN: And thinking about it now, it almost feels like he was controlled by someone when he said that.
TOKEN: I have no idea why he wanted to go to Stark’s Pond.
TOKEN: But we didn’t really think much of it and we went with him.
DAMIEN: Not thinking seems to be a trope here with you guys.
TOKEN: Look, it’s all been… super stressful.
DAMIEN: Sure, bud.
TOKEN: So we get there. And we start asking the new kid a couple of questions, because now after everything that happened, we were a little suspicious.
TOKEN: And then Craig starts freaking the hell out.
TOKEN: We try to figure out what’s going on, and he doesn’t make any sense at all.
TOKEN: Then this…
TOKEN: Then someone else showed up.
TOKEN: And then we realised that the new kid was a demon, too.
TOKEN: And so was the guy who showed up.
DAMIEN: Stop omitting details.
DAMIEN: Give me their names.
TOKEN: …
TOKEN: Well the guy who showed up… it was Gregory.
TOKEN: That really snooty guy, from a while back, too.
DAMIEN: Oh, that sad sack of…
DAMIEN: What reason does he have to be here right now?
TOKEN: Dude, I don’t know!
DAMIEN: Well no wonder you say there’s so many others running around right now.
DAMIEN: Your friend let that guy in.
TOKEN: What does that mean?
DAMIEN: Look man, I have somewhere to be in half an hour, I don’t have time to explain all the dumb intricacies of your issues.
DAMIEN: Just keep going.
TOKEN: Well– I– Ugh.
TOKEN: Okay, the new kid’s name was Tweek.
DAMIEN: Ew, of course.
TOKEN: Um… But Gregory, when he showed up…
TOKEN: He did this whole… song and dance number.
TOKEN: With Pip, and Tweek, and eventually, another kid.
TOKEN: I used to see him around school a couple years back, but I never really knew him…
TOKEN: I think his name was Thomas.
TOKEN: …He seemed like he didn’t want to hurt anybody.
TOKEN: I don’t know.
TOKEN: He’s a demon now, too?
DAMIEN: None of these guys your dealing with are actually demons, you know that right?
DAMIEN: Like, the closest you have to a demon is Pip, the rat bastard.
TOKEN: Wh…
TOKEN: Okay.
TOKEN: They’re all still from hell.
TOKEN: Anyway, they finish that song, and Pip throws… Jimmy’s…
TOKEN: Corpse…
TOKEN: Just. Right out there.
TOKEN: On t-the ground… For all of us to see–
TOKEN: [gag]
DAMIEN: Take it easy, cow boy.
DAMIEN: Let’s wrangle you up a slushie to cool your stomach.
TOKEN: Uh–
TOKEN: Um.
TOKEN: We didn’t know what to do. So we ran again.
TOKEN: And this time, Craig got left behind.
TOKEN: I don’t think anybody else followed us.
TOKEN: I can’t tell.
DAMIEN: Not this far, no.
TOKEN: I don’t know if Craig is still alive or not.
TOKEN: I’m…
TOKEN: I feel awful for leaving him behind.
TOKEN: But…
DAMIEN: Simple flight or fight response.
TOKEN: Yeah, well..
TOKEN: That “simple” response probably got two of my friends killed.
TOKEN: I just don’t know what to do…
TOKEN: What if the police find out?
TOKEN: What if the cops come to question us?
TOKEN: What are we supposed to say?
TOKEN: Demons came and got us?
TOKEN: Oh god, what if they go and kill more people?
DAMIEN: That’s not likely.
TOKEN: Why do you say that?
DAMIEN: Demons, and all subsidiaries, only punish the deserving.
DAMIEN: They don’t generally just… go around killing for no reason.
TOKEN: But… Jimmy…
DAMIEN: Maybe Jimmy was an asshole.
DAMIEN: Maybe Jimmy had it coming.
DAMIEN: You don’t know.
TOKEN: I– I think I do.
TOKEN: He was one of my best friends.
TOKEN: And he had his face eaten off.
DAMIEN: Look.
DAMIEN: I think unrepentant sinners are more likely than a bunch of rogue demons running amok for no reason.
TOKEN: But–
DAMIEN: Okay, let’s say they are killing for no reason.
DAMIEN: Let’s say they’re killing and rampaging and possessing anybody they see.
DAMIEN: In the end, it’s all your guy’s faults.
DAMIEN: You let a bad one out.
DAMIEN: If you didn’t want anything bad to happen, maybe you shouldn’t have used a ouija board.
DAMIEN: You went against every warning there was, got high, and played with a toy that lets you talk to any hellspawn that happens across it.
TOKEN: But…
TOKEN: Is there any way we’d be able to… undo something like this?
DAMIEN: I mean sure, if you had a favor or two. But good luck with that.
TOKEN: A favor with who?
DAMIEN: The Ruler of Hell, stupid.
DAMIEN: The guy who runs all of those little shits.
TOKEN: Well…
TOKEN: You– you said you were the son of Satan, right?
TOKEN: Is there any way I’d be able to get a favor from…
DAMIEN: Yeah, okay, good luck trying to get a favor with the guy who literally runs the underworld.
DAMIEN: I bet you don’t even know how to find him.
TOKEN: N–
DAMIEN: Look, like I said, I gotta be somewhere.
DAMIEN: Enjoy the rest of your drink.
DAMIEN: If you really need me, call me when I’m not working.
TOKEN: I mean, maybe we can figure out why the speakers are freaking out so much.
CRAIG: Mmmmmmm…
CRAIG: Fine…
CRAIG: Okay, great, this is a shocker.
CRAIG: Who would have guessed we’d see nothing but pitch black nothingness.
TOKEN: It’s so dark out…
TOKEN: How bad is this storm gonna get?
CRAIG: Man, I don’t know.
CRAIG: I’m not a weather channel, dude.
CLYDE: Hey, hey Craig.
CLYDE: If we go home early today, we should hang out at your place.
CRAIG: If it’s gonna end up like last night, I’d rather not.
CLYDE: What???
CLYDE: Why not, I thought it was fun!!
CRAIG: Eh.
TOKEN: I think Craig’s just scared of summoning another “demon.”
CRAIG: Yeah, okay, whatever you say.
CLYDE: Oh hey, speaking of–
CLYDE: Hey Tweek, I still don’t think you’re a demon or anything.
CLYDE: You should hang out with us more.
CLYDE: OH MY GOD YOU SHOULD COME OVER TO CRAIG’S WITH US TODAY.
CRAIG: Okay cool I guess we’re all just inviting ourselves to my house now.
TWEEK: What!!!
TWEEK: You guys hate me though!
TWEEK: In fact, I should– I should just go!!
CLYDE: Wait, no, dude!
CLYDE: Where did you get that idea, bro?
TOKEN: If you’re talking about Craig, he’s just a weirdo.
TOKEN: Especially today.
TOKEN: Don’t worry, you’ll get used to him.
TOKEN: Or… he’ll get used to you.
TWEEK: Hhhhh…
TOKEN: We can all chill and play something casual tonight.
CRAIG: Literally, I never said you guys could come over.
CLYDE: Yeah, but we’re gonna anyways bro, so you might as well just accept it.
TWEEK: I don’t like how dark and quiet everything is…!
TWEEK: Why are we going this way again???
CRAIG: We never said you had to come, dude.
TWEEK: No I know, but…
INTERCOM: Tally-ho there, old friends!
CRAIG:
TOKEN: …
TOKEN: Is…
TOKEN: Is that…
PIP: It is indeed!
PIP: Been quite a while since I’ve seen all of you, hasn’t it!
CLYDE: Dude…
CLYDE: Dude we thought you, like, died!
TOKEN: Yeah, like…
TOKEN: YEARS ago…
PIP: And you’d be correct, ol’ chaps!
TOKEN: Wait, are you okay?
CLYDE: DUDE did you do the thing where, like, you died and someone brought you back to life like REALLY SOON AFTER and then maybe you moved away or something for a long time or like–
PIP: Oh, no need for any concern, trust me!
PIP: None of that happened, none at all.
PIP: You see, a lot has happened in the years that I’ve been gone!
PIP: I see a lot has happened for you lot as well.
PIP: But for me…
PIP: ╬Years in hell can do a number on you, it can! ╬