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If only Barbie and the Diamond castle had been released outside of the “women need saving and a boyfriend” Barbie era. AND LIANA AND ALEXA HAD BEEN OPENLY GIRLFRIENDS

#liana x alexa #and they were actually girlfriends #c’mon the way they look at each other #they lived just the two of them in a cottage in the woods selling flowers from their own flowerfarm and they got matching heart necklaces #THEY RODE A RAINBOW BRIGDE TOGETHER

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hobbies masterpost!

a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.

learn to play guitar

learn how to make interactive stories with the free program Twine

learn how to make pixel art

learn another language

learn how to build a ship in a bottle

learn how to develop your own film

learn how to embroider

learn how to make chiptunes (8-bit music)

learn how to make origami (the art of paper folding)

learn how to make tumblr themes

learn how to make jewelry 

learn how to make candy

learn how to make terrariums

learn how to make your own perfume

learn how to make your own tea

learn how to build birdhouses

learn how to read tarot cards

learn how to make zines

learn how to code

learn how to whittle (wood carving)

learn how to make candles

learn how to make clay figurines

learn how to knit scarves

learn how to become an amateur astronomer

learn some yoyo tricks

learn how to start a collection

learn how to start body building

learn how to edit wikipedia articles

learn how to decorate iphone cases

learn how to do freelance writing

learn how to make your own cards and

learn how to make your own envelopes

learn how to play the ukulele 

learn how to make gifs

learn how to play chess

learn how to juggle

learn how to guerrilla garden

learn how to chart your family history

learn how to keep chickens

learn how to do yoga

learn how to do magic

learn how to raise and breed butterflies

learn how to play dungeons & dragons

learn how to skateboard

learn how to do parkour

learn how to surf

learn how to arrange flowers

learn how to make stuffed animals

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“We’re safe, for now”

— “The Night Belongs to Snarl” from Firebringer

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Starkid stans: i can't believe you'd even imply that im racist, of course im not

Also starkid stans: villianizes bill, ignores bills, ignores the fact alice is biracial, loves tom houston but not bill (do not try to argue with me on this one isg), asks why corey had been hiding his voice for so long, ignores james tolbart, treats robert and lauren like they're the only good choerographers, loves all of robert/jeff/jon's minor characters with three lines but refuses to acknowledge corey's or james'

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Remember when we would start TGWDLM at a specific time so the first thing you would hear when 2020 started was “What the fuck is this shit???”

Prof Hidgens predicted 2020

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Why do I now feel that Aladdin is a Twisted parody? I cannot watch Aladdin the same way again

I hate having to refer to Twisted as an Aladdin parody because it goes so much harder than Aladdin ever did

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Just in Case You Were Curious

because after seeing Trail to Oregon I know I sure was. Here are the names the awesome audiences gave the characters on various showings (based on Starkid’s tweets). They are funnier to me now that I have a context for the names. Here we go, on:

P.S. I’m making this a “read more” thing because this will get pretty dang long.

P.S.S. EDIT 6/8/15: Now including the names from NYC!!

Keep reading

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“Don’t ever think that everyone who leaves wants to.”

— Unknown

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A five-year-old child, Carver, sent Baby Yoda to firefighters in Oregon to thank them for all of their efforts.

They now take him everywhere:

Thank you, firefighters! 🙏

Il materiale di origine: Baby Yoda fights fires (Facebook)

This is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen. 🥺♥️

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i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19  and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

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Explaining StarKid musicals in three words or less cause I'm bored

Avpm: Quirellmort

Mamd: Teenager loses dick

Avps: Everybody loves Umbridge

Starship: Bugs vs Humans

HMB: Bromance x 10000000

Avpsy: I've never watched it so I can't say

Twisted: Jafar is good

Ani: idk I've never seen it

TTO: Dysentery World

Firebringer: Duck is Lord

TGWDLM: Paul's worst nightmare

Black Friday: Capitalism is bad

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Okay guys hear me out

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