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Hey just so we are know mini Barbie land and Polly pockets are not super compatible

#Barbie #polly pocket #mini Barbieland

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A couple days ago these 2 elderly men were in my checkout line and the first guy is digging for change and he says "im not in a hurry, im retired" and im just thinking well im timed so you better get your shit together.

Then he proceeds to joke about how nice it is to be able to take your time and stuff with the other old guy and this lady behind them goes "well im not retired and you're pissing off the cashier"

Like yeah you are but you don't have to say that.

Old guys still didn't get their shit together. I think he went slower. Luckily the other old guy wasn't as slow.

I wish waldi didn't time cashiers. Not our fault we get these shits

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I am searching for a Zimbits fanfic. They get married in Vegas and have to go back to providence Jack's lawyer is a dick. Jack and Bitty do stay married and fall in love. Jack's lawyer has a ledger of everything Jack buys Bitty, and when Bitty informs Jack of this he is pissed and fires his lawyer. It's kinda strangers to lovers. It is/was on ao3. Please help.

#Zimbits fanfic #check please #omgcp fic

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hiii new tumblr users!!!! especially the ones who came from twitter to escape the big bad elon!!!!! xD

you're soooo welcomed here =D sit comfortably and make sure to grab your salt, wands and sonic screwdrivers!!!! this is a safe space for everyone!!!!!!!

we have the best fandoms, gifs and most importantly..... we have mishapocalypse!!!

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I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

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you’re laughing. lin manuel miranda was cast as hermes in the percy jackson show and you’re laughing.

#Hey Rick are you SURE

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I am searching for a Zimbits fanfic. They get married in Vegas and have to go back to providence Jack's lawyer is a dick. Jack and Bitty do stay married and fall in love. Jack's lawyer has a ledger of everything Jack buys Bitty, and when Bitty informs Jack of this he is pissed and fires his lawyer. It's kinda strangers to lovers. It is/was on ao3. Please help.

#zimbits #check please #Omgcp #jack zimmermann #eric bittle

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Sometimes people at work get confused about how old I am because I "look and act way older and younger than I am" apparently. And I think that's v chill of me.

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Practicing Procreate again.

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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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today the miami dolphins punter accidentally kicked a ball directly into his teammate’s ass

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I am searching for a Zimbits fanfic. They get married in Vegas and have to go back to providence Jack's lawyer is a dick. Jack and Bitty do stay married and fall in love. Jack's lawyer has a ledger of everything Jack buys Bitty, and when Bitty informs Jack of this he is pissed and fires his lawyer. It's kinda strangers to lovers. It is/was on ao3. Please help.

#check please #Zimbits #Omgcp #omgcp fic #omgcheckplease

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cactus beatdowns are definitely the answer to ppl making her sister do unnecessary labor

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pinocchio twink voice for anyone who is not a twitter user