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Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

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Speechless

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Dev Patel knew that the sexiest things a man should do is to respect gender minorities and love his mother 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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congratulations!

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man with big brown eyes save me :P

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This machine kills AI

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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

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Obsessed with this tiktok it won’t leave my mind’s eye

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🍜🍥🍜

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You have to grow from the inside out. None can teach you, none can make you spiritual. There is no other teacher but your own soul.

-Swami Vivekananda

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them

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I’m going to see Monkey Man today and since I clearly have a thing for vengeful men in dark suits with long dark hair going on killing sprees under neon lights, I think I’m gonna really like it.

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Franz Kafka, referring to Milena Jesenská in a letter to Max Brod featured in "Kafka: The Tremendous World I Have Inside my Head,"