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oda saying that in a modern au killer would be a chef is so funny to me. like yeah he cooks but it’s in a line cook way where he has an extremely dubious background and smokes like a chimney behind the building, and if someone cops an attitude in the front he says “i’m going on my break” and then vaults over the counter to fight them. what are they gonna do, tell the manager? he’s the owner. his place has two stars on yelp because the food is good but the risk of getting dragged out into the parking lot and stabbed by the staff kind of kills some people’s vibes

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Behold that beauty of his…!! He resembles a being that has only been described in the ancient texts!! The Warrior of Liberation, whose foolish antics brought a smile to everyone’s faces — also known as, Nika, the Sun God!!

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I can't be the first to make this connection

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new contender for best community note of all time

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One Piece x Dungeon Meshi 🏴‍☠️🍖

part 1- luffy, zoro, nami, usopp, sanji

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making a collection

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if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

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you know how it is

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he's unboopable

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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

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Zoro’s definitely one of those kids who were convinced their older sibling is some form of evil entity.

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he's beauty he's grace he'll kick you right in the face

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I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

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recent cmms

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We all got that one vassal who's read a few too many warrior tales... Trying to get a little freaky with it on the down low... Won't shut up about his loyalty unto death... Saying shit like "my liege, I am your blade...." Bitch I sent you to guard my isolated holdings in the eastern provinces for a reason!!!!!!! #REBLOG!!!!!