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#toching a kaktus

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its kinda funny noticing that its a common trend on tumblr to doubt someone's story as fake if its about a social interaction but to believe complete bullshit if its about pseudoscience and misinformation. i think in addition to the fact that a lot of people just dont have a lot of social experience, its also just that pseudoscience and misinformation on tumblr is often communicated in the right register to make it sound like fact, which is a lot harder to do with a story about a social interaction

#very insightful links

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(to myself in the mirror, gritted teeth, clenched jaw, almost yelling) Scientist Pussy Got Me Saying Eureka. Scientist Pussy Got Me Saying Eureka. Scientist Pussy Got Me Saying Eureka.

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>born with a twin

>tribe elder want to give us similar names

>twin was named grug

>elder have a wide selection of g names to choose from

>and they name gup fucking GUP

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Sith Council

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guys. seriously. i love herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i fucking love my girlfriend so much it's insane

#i spent the other night at her house and then yesterday we saw Origami Angel (a band we both love very much)

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i fucking love my girlfriend so much it's insane

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Last night I spent 1 hour trying to get chatGPT to generate an image of Drake (it wont do any real people if you ask by name) on a bag of Lays Chips that was 9/11 (it wont do anything controversial) flavored. It took about 1 hour of associating various adjectives and nicknames tangential to Drake (Canadian rapper, from Degrassi, Drizzy, Champagne Papi) and only ended up working after I scrapped the chip bag idea and fed it a made up movie plot based on one of the previous chip bag images it made and told it to make VHS box art based on that plot, and that the movies name was 'DRIZZY CITY'

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The viagra mobile

#Mark Martin deserves better than to be reduced to the viagra mobile

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this is literally my favorite video

#me and my girlfriend quote this constantly

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i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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late gen z-er referring to smoking cigarettes as "doing nicotine"

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LET US HAVE ONE THING JUST ONE THING IT WAS FUNNY FOR ONE DAY AND THEN IT WASN'T AND WE ALL AGREED IT WASN'T AND WE DROPPED IT A YEAR AGO. FUCK OFF. FUCK YOU

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

#sorry i just like getting disproportionately mad at staff

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FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF

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i think it is because they have slaves