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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

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I think rent should be $4 a month

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent

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Comedic cartoon sound effects edited over footage of me getting bludgeoned with a stone boulder

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yes

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ok but like can you fuckin imagine being Bumi in ATLA… you’re literally a hundred and twelve years old, you’ve witnessed the complete genocide of an entire race, which your childhood best friend was apart of, and have spent the last literal century believing said best friend was killed along with his people. you’re doing your thing one day, being the king of your city, when some little punks recreate one of the crazier stunts you tried with your long dead best friend back in the day. and yknow thats pretty funny, hits you right in the nostalgia, you’ll probably let them off with a warning, when in walks your goddamn best friend, the one that presumably died a century ago, and is now somehow alive and still twelve. no explanation is presented for any of these things.

i honestly can’t blame bumi for fucking with aang for the entire episode bcause honestly can you even imagine how much he must have been internally freaking out? i bet after the gaang got locked into their room for the night bumi just went off and had a good long scream because seriously what the fuck.

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my boobs HURT SO MUCH what the HELL why would they harm their creator I've given them everything

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Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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Actually while I'm on the topic of Ty Lee, it is a crime that Azula recruited her from the circus before the exact same circus picked up Appa, because if there's one person in the series who has the disposition to secretly befriend the (presumed) last flying bison in existence and re-learn airbending from the original source it'd be her.

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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

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what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

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I absolve you of your sins

YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN