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she dunk on my dough till I nut

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the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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hey gang <3

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could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

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I’m now inventing ✨girl Sunday✨

which is spending Sunday lightly crying while doing all the homework you’ve been procrastinating on.

#gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girl Sunday

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Wonder if the chasm broadens in Season 2? My heart can't take it.

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“omg u must be rlly smart u read so quickly!!” i read fan fiction every night and can’t do basic addition

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netflix is recommending me a bunch of mlm romantic drama movies … and then community😭😭

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Other dndads characters and the entities I think they'd be avatars of

Paeden: Slaughter, I dont think I need to explain myself

Erin O'Neill: flesh due to her fucked up meat forest in season 2 💕

The Library: the Beholding, all he cares about is his books and information

Mark Likely: The spiral, the amount of gaslighting he does is insane, straight up had ron thinking he was going insane

Scam likely: the web, hes a little scammer of course he needs to be in control of every little thing. The thing that sets him apart from others aligned with the web is he is only in it for the goof. Mf baby trapped a couple and tricked Jodie into falling in love with him and being in a years long committed relationship with him cause he thought it'd be funny. You gotta be pretty good at manipulation to be doing the kinda shit he does.

Jodie Foster: Stranger, he just straight up replaced Glenn in the memories of his wife and child and was also trapped in an inanimate object. A very NotThem man

Doug the intern: the End, he died and came back

Pepperoni Tony: lonely

Shade Witch: desolation, she's gonna set the world on fire so people buy her sun glasses

Candlethorp: the dark, fully supports the sun being extinguished so that more people buy his candles

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As someone who was 14 in 2021 and loved Minecraft- he would kill the SHIT out of this role

dndads live action except willy stampler is played by jschlatt

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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

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you know what, shoutout to the neurodivergent people with "scary" symptoms.

the ones who:

-say dark things without realizing

-talk to themselves

-have homicidal thoughts

-get really, really angry

-make others uncomfortable on accident

-don't tolerate bullshit

-can't/won't mask

-have dark interests

-have genuinely hurt others before

-have been in a psych ward before

-obsess over people

-have intrusive thoughts about hurting people

-have sexual intrusive thoughts

-don't really care about others much

-always choose themselves first

-have low/no empathy

-are seen as creepy or scary by others

this goes out to my folks with autism that isn't "uwu cute". personality disorder havers. schizospec people. ocders. odd and ied havers. and anyone and everyone else.

this post does not support intentionally hurting people. but people who have hurt others in the past and have changed or are trying to change/in the process of changing are more than welcome here.