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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

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suspension

full on the priv twt as always

#OH LORD

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Can we take a minute to discuss that GALE calls his TRESSYM a CAT which is the only context he’s given us for who she is, and then he goes on this eloquent diatribe about he and Tara’s favorite things like a man in love and then when we ASK him if he’s talking about his CAT, he gets OFFENDED and tells us she’s a TRESSYM when HE IS THE ONE who introduced her to us as a CAT?

Sorry. Just funky little things I’ve noticed in my play through where I’m romancing Gale.

Also also, I love Tara. She’s so sassy and perfect.

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Just curious when you all realized ‘oh…I am in deep’ for the pixel wizard? My sanity was already hanging on by a thread, and then I watched the ending with Illithid Tav. When I saw Gale proclaim his love & do the proposal I started screaming “GALE! OH MY GOD! GALE!!” at the YouTube video 😂

I think I started this blog the very next day

#so funnily enough #despite what ppl may think i actually didn’t like gale at first #for probably a month? #but then my friend said ‘hes like a woman to me’ #and i lost it i was like YUP OKAY YEAH ALRIGHT #and then i followed tim on twt and absolutely fell in love with him #but in a lesbian way #so if anything forcibly feminizing gale and tim’s charming nature got me going for gale #LOL

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Gale Math

So, we all know that in the epilogue, Gale tells Tav:

I love you.

And if you look at the datamined dialog files and read the dev notes, you’ll see this:

Devnote: With the warmth of having said this a thousand times before.

So, taking that statement as a FACT (which, you know, I’m certain it was intended to be…) we now have a solid numerical value to start with: 1000.

Next, we know that per the narrator at the epilogue start, it’s been 6 months since the defeat of the netherbrain; therefore it’s been 6 months since Gale and Tav got engaged/agreed to live together. We’re going to conclude that they have spent every day together since then.

6 months = 182.5 days

Now, assuming that Gale says ‘I love you’ to Tav on a relatively similar schedule each day (ex: when they first wake up, when Gale heads out to Blackstaff Academy, etc. etc.) we can make an equation:

1000 declarations of love divided by 182.5 days = the amount of times Gale tells Tav he loves them every single day.

We solve the equation and get 5.47945205

We round that down, and voila! We now have flawless mathematical proof that

Gale says ‘I love you’ to Tav an average of 5 times every single day

#I THINK I HAUVE COIVD

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

#see the thing is that i dont follow enough ppl #so it seems like i do this but im fr just going through my dash HAHFJDK

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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Falin, Oil on paper and digital

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#me

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anyone else start getting shaky when someone gets into an interest of yours or is that just me

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I think it would be really funny if you could get Wyll out of his pact by having Withers reclass him

Mizora over here pissed off because she didn’t anticipate Wyll being friends with the god of paperwork who would get him out of his devil contract for 100 gold, meanwhile he’s punching trees in half because he’s a monk now and giggling the whole time

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always wondered what Gale thinks about that Vicious Mockery line

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Since Larian didn't give us Gale reading any poetry in game, I had to go to the man himself--the incredible Tim Downie--to correct this horrendous oversight.

Loss and Gain - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

since feeling is first - E. E. Cummings

Dirge Without Music - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Thanks, Tim, for an amazing performance that brought Gale to life!

#THANK YOU OP FOR BLESSING US #tim reading poetry is so special to me #i need to go rewatch my cameo i got of him reading you are jeff #tim downie

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i posted this on twt too and im crying cus why did aliona and tracy like the tweet I NEED TO BE SEDATED

GAHEIRAAAAA 😭🥺

#jack talks #tracy kept liking my tweets i was losing it

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he is so mean to me i didn’t do anything 💔

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 rolan #george taylor rolan #george taylor #catnip crew #holy rolan empire